The same blonde that Ed_NYC is talking about goes to the doctor and he asks, "What's wrong?"
She says, "I hurt all over."
So he says, "What do you mean, all over?"
So the blond takes her finger and pokes her knee.
"Ow, that hurt." Then she pokes her cheek. "Ow, that
hurt." Then she touches her earlobe. "Ow, even THAT
hurt!"
So the doctor asks, "Is blond your natural hair color?"
The blond says, "Yes."
The doctor says, "You have a broken finger."
She says, "I hurt all over."
So he says, "What do you mean, all over?"
So the blond takes her finger and pokes her knee.
"Ow, that hurt." Then she pokes her cheek. "Ow, that
hurt." Then she touches her earlobe. "Ow, even THAT
hurt!"
So the doctor asks, "Is blond your natural hair color?"
The blond says, "Yes."
The doctor says, "You have a broken finger."
