In one of my usual dine-outs I decided to check that Brazilian place at the Colonial Zone called Costelau. Buyer beware!!
Here is what happened. Their "parrillada" system is like playing roulette. They have dices on the table where you make a choice for "meat", "fast", and "slow". If you choose fast, they start pushing their meat very fast and make you fill your stomach faster than an eating contest. If you choose meat, they start the parade of meats at a consistent pace. They dont let you breath. They start you with cheap parrilladas like chicken, sausages, spare ribs and other super greasy stuff, with enough grease for a car grease job. You pay $595 per person and by the time you see shrimp and filet mignon you are either frustrated enough, or filled with Havoline oil.
I chose a wine that recently competed with Hippo and won...guess it yet? Lat name ends in "Diablo" at $600 a pop. Overpriced!! No water was served unless requested. My usual request for a coke after dinner ended up with the gasless glass bottle kind at $40 a pop. The most incredible thing was their desert cart. Their one and only entry "conconete" dominicano a la Brazileira!! If you know what this delicacy is, you can find it at all colmados and is usually the last resort for poor people. You can find conconete still at 0.50 each!!! All in all I ended up wit a $4000 bill and indigestion.
The only saving grace was the flamenco show below their balcony at Museo Del Jamon. Besides that $20 for parking plus tips. NOT WORTH IT:
TW
Here is what happened. Their "parrillada" system is like playing roulette. They have dices on the table where you make a choice for "meat", "fast", and "slow". If you choose fast, they start pushing their meat very fast and make you fill your stomach faster than an eating contest. If you choose meat, they start the parade of meats at a consistent pace. They dont let you breath. They start you with cheap parrilladas like chicken, sausages, spare ribs and other super greasy stuff, with enough grease for a car grease job. You pay $595 per person and by the time you see shrimp and filet mignon you are either frustrated enough, or filled with Havoline oil.
I chose a wine that recently competed with Hippo and won...guess it yet? Lat name ends in "Diablo" at $600 a pop. Overpriced!! No water was served unless requested. My usual request for a coke after dinner ended up with the gasless glass bottle kind at $40 a pop. The most incredible thing was their desert cart. Their one and only entry "conconete" dominicano a la Brazileira!! If you know what this delicacy is, you can find it at all colmados and is usually the last resort for poor people. You can find conconete still at 0.50 each!!! All in all I ended up wit a $4000 bill and indigestion.
The only saving grace was the flamenco show below their balcony at Museo Del Jamon. Besides that $20 for parking plus tips. NOT WORTH IT:
TW