A big Irish cop limps in and asks for a cuppa joe. He looks around and asks the waitress: "Hey, is the Jesus over there?
"The waitress says : " Yessir, it is."
Cop says: "Well send Him a cuppa on my tab."
Next, this Englishman, with a whithered arm come in and asks for a nice hot cup of tea with milk and sugar, please.
He looks around and asks the waitress if that is the Lord's Son over there. When she answers that it is, he asks that she send some hot tea over for Him, too.
Lastly a Dominican come in on crutches and a neck brace and asks for an ice cold Coca-Cola. He, too, notices, and asks the waitress if that is Jes?s over there. And he sends jesus an ice cold Coke.
Jesus gets up and goes over to the cop and says, "your old wounds are healed, thank you for the coffee"
The He goes over to the Englishman and says: "?our arm is now whole. Thank you for the tea."
As He approaches the Dominican, the Dominican says, : "Hey, Don' touch me, I getting deesability!"
HB
"The waitress says : " Yessir, it is."
Cop says: "Well send Him a cuppa on my tab."
Next, this Englishman, with a whithered arm come in and asks for a nice hot cup of tea with milk and sugar, please.
He looks around and asks the waitress if that is the Lord's Son over there. When she answers that it is, he asks that she send some hot tea over for Him, too.
Lastly a Dominican come in on crutches and a neck brace and asks for an ice cold Coca-Cola. He, too, notices, and asks the waitress if that is Jes?s over there. And he sends jesus an ice cold Coke.
Jesus gets up and goes over to the cop and says, "your old wounds are healed, thank you for the coffee"
The He goes over to the Englishman and says: "?our arm is now whole. Thank you for the tea."
As He approaches the Dominican, the Dominican says, : "Hey, Don' touch me, I getting deesability!"
HB
