Last weekend a friend of mine was up in Cabarete or Sosua and had his Mitsubishi stolen.
His partner's brother is VERY close to his Baldness. The WORD went out and another friend, the head of Security at the games was informed
Lo and behold the "Jeepeta" appeared!! In the parking lot of the Police headquarters with different license plates and being driven by a GENERAL!!!!! LMAO!!!
As I find out names and stuff I wll let you know more!!!>
HB
More of the story:
The guy's partner was taking his mom to SDQ and had a flat. While changing the tire another friend stopped to help (these are not unknown folks),, and while talking it comes out that the second guy was on his way to SDQ to look for his stolen pick up truck. He had heard that it had been seen around Km 9. My very good friend tells him that his business partner had his jeepeta stolen just last Friday. No schitt? Yeah..and so forth.
Well the guy happens to go to the main police headquarters in SDQ and lo and behold there he sees a jeepeta just like the one my friend had told him about. Damn! Cell phone to friend, friend goes to PN HQ and asks whose jeepeta is that? Blah blah balh. Oh yeah? Wait a minute. "? am so and so and my company is so and so and the Baldness is like my father. Let me give him a call."
And proceeds to call the Palace. Running and scampering of PN officials. Another call to the original friend who was in Santiago..
What can you tell me to identify your jeepta?
Well there is a dent where one of HB's mangos fell on it. Then there is a scrape by the driver's door. Yup, yup.....
"Get your a$$ down here asap with all the papers!!.
PN keeps asking "Was the vehicle covered by full insurance? " Not once but three times they asked.
Not a general but a colonel....
Anyway when the documents prove that it is my friend's vehicle, he gets it back....EOS, but if it hadn't been for blind luck and serindipitous good fortune he would never have seen it again..
Oh yes. The PN get RD$40,000 for each fully insured vehicle they "Recover"!!......Of course the close relationship with His Baldness was very very very important in the whole thing!!
And I have another story just like this, but shorter...
HB
His partner's brother is VERY close to his Baldness. The WORD went out and another friend, the head of Security at the games was informed
Lo and behold the "Jeepeta" appeared!! In the parking lot of the Police headquarters with different license plates and being driven by a GENERAL!!!!! LMAO!!!
As I find out names and stuff I wll let you know more!!!>
HB
More of the story:
The guy's partner was taking his mom to SDQ and had a flat. While changing the tire another friend stopped to help (these are not unknown folks),, and while talking it comes out that the second guy was on his way to SDQ to look for his stolen pick up truck. He had heard that it had been seen around Km 9. My very good friend tells him that his business partner had his jeepeta stolen just last Friday. No schitt? Yeah..and so forth.
Well the guy happens to go to the main police headquarters in SDQ and lo and behold there he sees a jeepeta just like the one my friend had told him about. Damn! Cell phone to friend, friend goes to PN HQ and asks whose jeepeta is that? Blah blah balh. Oh yeah? Wait a minute. "? am so and so and my company is so and so and the Baldness is like my father. Let me give him a call."
And proceeds to call the Palace. Running and scampering of PN officials. Another call to the original friend who was in Santiago..
What can you tell me to identify your jeepta?
Well there is a dent where one of HB's mangos fell on it. Then there is a scrape by the driver's door. Yup, yup.....
"Get your a$$ down here asap with all the papers!!.
PN keeps asking "Was the vehicle covered by full insurance? " Not once but three times they asked.
Not a general but a colonel....
Anyway when the documents prove that it is my friend's vehicle, he gets it back....EOS, but if it hadn't been for blind luck and serindipitous good fortune he would never have seen it again..
Oh yes. The PN get RD$40,000 for each fully insured vehicle they "Recover"!!......Of course the close relationship with His Baldness was very very very important in the whole thing!!
And I have another story just like this, but shorter...
HB
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