Wake up!! The fantasy is over. Celebrate now....we are now reporting the cost per gold medal and all the DR medals, not counting the under the table money from "El Hombre del Maletin", who paid additional money for some of these medals.
Thank god its over. Luckily enough, Brazil saved us some money with the closing ceremonies by bringing the famous "Mangueira" school from their carnival and took over the show from the boring and rehashed Juan Luis Guerra, who looks as old as as a Chubby Checker show. Amelia Vega proved what I have said before, that she cannot handle live interviews. She had no answers at the airport, at the Corporan show and at the maternity hospital, where she made a fool of herself answering questions about AIDS, which is now her pageant theme. All she can say is "Oh my God, how happy I am to be in my homeland" Good Lord!!!
Someone here dreams about the facilities in the future. Dont hold your breath. How in the world are we going to keep supplies of chlorine tablets for the olympic pools, when people need to bring their own syringe, cotton swab and alcohol to get an injection in one of our hospitals? Who is going to replace arrows and targets for the archery fields? Any idea how they will be able to convince the softies from Piantini, Naco and Los Cacicazgos to play Badmington in the hard core UASD? Who is going to supply the feathery-fit-for-fags badgmington balls? Whats going to happens to the Estadio Olimpico when the bachata and merengue concerts start ruining the new seats and stands?
And for those who hold any hope for DR medals in the Summer Olympics in Greece, let me warn you, bring your handkerchiefs. You will be lucky to see any of our athletes even classify to compete in all but a handful of sports. Other than U.S. citizen and American traitor Felix Sanchez, the greatest opportunist of sports, I dont see any other hopefuls. Juana Arrendel may be over the hill by then. Wanda Rijo is no match for Eastern Europeans. Our real baseball teams is spread out in the Majors. Our basketball teams are not even world class, much less competing in Europe, out of their turf. The volleyball squad saw their last gold medal. They dont make gold medals at the olympics for Pan Am gold carriers. These are mickey mouse games, where even the USA swept everything with their second backup team. Just look at the baseball babies and their ugly Americans in basketball. Our boys will shit in their pants at the sight of Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady and Ray Allen. That is if they ever get to meet these guys. Just in exhibition they blew the Puerto Ricans 101-74 in a warm up yesterday? What about the Lithuanians? The French? Spain? Then take track and field. No Dominican will get the pleasure to run against the big bad Americans. Our boys will drown in a swimming pool with the American and British swimmers. This is no contest. No more medals.
Now it is time to pay for these lousy games. I will take the interest on it. Dont forget your first full monthly interest payment on my account is due the 25th of this month at Banco Central . We plan to leave no reserves at the bank in 180 days.(At last count US$230,000,000 left)
Thank you fools!!!
TW
Thank god its over. Luckily enough, Brazil saved us some money with the closing ceremonies by bringing the famous "Mangueira" school from their carnival and took over the show from the boring and rehashed Juan Luis Guerra, who looks as old as as a Chubby Checker show. Amelia Vega proved what I have said before, that she cannot handle live interviews. She had no answers at the airport, at the Corporan show and at the maternity hospital, where she made a fool of herself answering questions about AIDS, which is now her pageant theme. All she can say is "Oh my God, how happy I am to be in my homeland" Good Lord!!!
Someone here dreams about the facilities in the future. Dont hold your breath. How in the world are we going to keep supplies of chlorine tablets for the olympic pools, when people need to bring their own syringe, cotton swab and alcohol to get an injection in one of our hospitals? Who is going to replace arrows and targets for the archery fields? Any idea how they will be able to convince the softies from Piantini, Naco and Los Cacicazgos to play Badmington in the hard core UASD? Who is going to supply the feathery-fit-for-fags badgmington balls? Whats going to happens to the Estadio Olimpico when the bachata and merengue concerts start ruining the new seats and stands?
And for those who hold any hope for DR medals in the Summer Olympics in Greece, let me warn you, bring your handkerchiefs. You will be lucky to see any of our athletes even classify to compete in all but a handful of sports. Other than U.S. citizen and American traitor Felix Sanchez, the greatest opportunist of sports, I dont see any other hopefuls. Juana Arrendel may be over the hill by then. Wanda Rijo is no match for Eastern Europeans. Our real baseball teams is spread out in the Majors. Our basketball teams are not even world class, much less competing in Europe, out of their turf. The volleyball squad saw their last gold medal. They dont make gold medals at the olympics for Pan Am gold carriers. These are mickey mouse games, where even the USA swept everything with their second backup team. Just look at the baseball babies and their ugly Americans in basketball. Our boys will shit in their pants at the sight of Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady and Ray Allen. That is if they ever get to meet these guys. Just in exhibition they blew the Puerto Ricans 101-74 in a warm up yesterday? What about the Lithuanians? The French? Spain? Then take track and field. No Dominican will get the pleasure to run against the big bad Americans. Our boys will drown in a swimming pool with the American and British swimmers. This is no contest. No more medals.
Now it is time to pay for these lousy games. I will take the interest on it. Dont forget your first full monthly interest payment on my account is due the 25th of this month at Banco Central . We plan to leave no reserves at the bank in 180 days.(At last count US$230,000,000 left)
Thank you fools!!!
TW