Differences: Men and Women

MaryS

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> 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female......Any part under a car's hood.
> Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally
> to another.
> Male........Playing football without a cup.
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> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female......The open sharing of thoughts and
> feelings with one's partner.
> Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a
> weekend with the boys.
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> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
> Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male.....Not trying to pick up other women while out
> with one's girlfriend.
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> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
> Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male........Anything that can be done while
> drinking, and ends with sex.
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> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
> Male........A source of entertainment,
> self-_expression, male bonding.
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> 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a
> couple can achieve.
> Male........Call it whatever you want just as long
> as we end up having sex.
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> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> Female..A device for changing from one TV channel to
> another.
> Male.....A device for scanning through all 375
> channels every 5 minutes.