>
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
>
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
> it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
> about half an inch tall -- bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
> there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
> use this as collateral."
>
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
>
> Are you ready?
>
> (you're gonna love this)
>
>
> (its a real treat)
>
>
> (masterpiece)
>
> (wait for it)
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
> Rolling Stone."
>
> (You're singing it, aren't you?!!)
>
> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
>
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
> it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
>
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
> about half an inch tall -- bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
> there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
> use this as collateral."
>
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
>
> Are you ready?
>
> (you're gonna love this)
>
>
> (its a real treat)
>
>
> (masterpiece)
>
> (wait for it)
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
>
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
> Rolling Stone."
>
> (You're singing it, aren't you?!!)
>