Dominican Condoms

MONCHI8

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Hi everyone,

I was just wondering if I should bring my own condoms or just buy them there? Do they sell american brands like Trojan and Durex and are they more expensive. One time I used one of the condoms they give you in a cabana and it worked out ok but I was worried the whole time that it was going to break. What kind do you guys over there use?

Ramon
 

AZB

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So what if it breaks, she is a hooker and you will never see her again anyway. hahahaha Just kidding my man.
I don't think if DR makes any condoms they are all imported. We have all kinds of condoms here in all colors, sizes and flavors. We have the trojan brand and the rest. prices are very reasonable.
Once my brother brought me a family pack (24 plus) heavy duty types. The rubber was so think that I thought it was made out of Hefty Garbage bag type material. If there was a condom that wasn't going to break, that was it. On the downside, I say I didn't feel a thing. It was like having sex with a hefty garbage bag on.
 

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MONCHI8 said:
Hi everyone,

I was just wondering if I should bring my own condoms or just buy them there? Do they sell american brands like Trojan and Durex and are they more expensive. One time I used one of the condoms they give you in a cabana and it worked out ok but I was worried the whole time that it was going to break. What kind do you guys over there use?

Ramon

Bring your own. Most North American items are more costly and since you are not there yet just go to the drug store and do this:

If you are shy, then buy a comb, shampoo, some mouthwash, toilet paper, shaving cream, a magazine , some candy, and a box of condoms. The cashier won't notice the condoms as much.

Or have WAY more fun and do what I do - go to the Shoppers Drug Mart (won't mean a lot to non-Canadians) and buy 12 , 14, 16 boxes of the best condom in the world, the Lifestyles Large in the Green Box and one pack of gum. I have seen the clerk bag them faster than Superman could. if a nun or old lady is in the line behind you even better. If they ask about the gum tell them it tastes better and is way less chewy than the (point to rubbers) others.

Or wait 'till the DR and get the most excellent PANTE yellows which are about the same as going to a deli counter and having your unit shrink wrapped in that tough clear wrap they use.

P.S. Lube helps them not break. Just make sure it is for sex and not bicycle chains, etc. Petroleum wrecks latex.
 

Chopical

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So what if it breaks, she is a hooker and you will never see her again anyway. hahahaha Just kidding my man.


That would be worse for him if she is a hooker and it breaks he'll probably wind up catching a disease.


But seriously wouldn't it be cool if there really were Dominican Condoms, ya know, with little dominican flags on it. Or pictures of famous Dominicans like Ashanti (shes part dom) or Miss Universe 03 or Sosa or Hipolito. That'd be funny! Just imagine using a condom with their picture on it, it'd be funnier if you were using it on one of them. Lol! Dominican Condoms, that'd be hot!
 
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Years ago, I had a second job working in a petrol station. One evening a young lad (about 17) came in and asked for a packet of condoms. I said "do you want a pack of 3 or 12?". He said "oh, only 3, I'm not that good". LOL.

I'm a little drunk tonight, and maybe you had to be there, but it was very funny at the time ;)
 

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But seriously wouldn't it be cool if there really were Dominican Condoms, ya know, with little dominican flags on it. Or pictures of famous Dominicans like Ashanti (shes part dom) or Miss Universe 03 or Sosa or Hipolito. That'd be funny!
"Hey baby, I've got these condoms with El Burro's face on them. Wanna see his nose get real long? What? Oh yeah. I guess it does do that in real life. Never mind."

I think the PPH ought to use a condom for their official party flags, and emblems. Hell, we all know we're gonna get screwed. We might as well at least have a little protection.

Tom (aka XR)
 
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dawnwil

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Kissing with condoms

I am curious about this, and maybe this is the wrong thread... but what the hell.

I've already had posts deleted more from this website than anywhere else... :confused:

So is kissing taboo, the way it is in the profession elsewhere?
 

Larry

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You can get them here

pack of 3 trojans is 60 pesos. Make sure you wear one down here. The chance of you getting HIV is extremely slim but you could easily contract something else.
Larry
 

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Re: Kissing with condoms

dawnwil said:
I am curious about this, and maybe this is the wrong thread... but what the hell.

I've already had posts deleted more from this website than anywhere else... :confused:

So is kissing taboo, the way it is in the profession elsewhere?

Per your title for this post: You actually don't need condoms at all to kiss. I'd think they'd get in the way or you could suffocate.

It isn't taboo in the way that you mean though.
 

dawnwil

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wise guy!

... er, thanks. :)

I read some accounts about girls staying the night... this is much more intimate than 15 minutes of sex, hence the kissing question.
 

Pib

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[B]AZB[/B] said:
my brother brought me a family pack (24 plus)
And here I was sure that condoms was the only thing that didn't come in "family packs". :confused:

[B]ricktoronto[/B] said:
If you are shy, then buy a comb, shampoo, some mouthwash, toilet paper, shaving cream, a magazine , some candy, and a box of condoms. The cashier won't notice the condoms as much.
Or:
[Homer] Hi...um. Let me have one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and one of those disposable enemas, eh... make it two [/Homer] :devious:


Funny thread.
 

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Pib said:
And here I was sure that condoms was the only thing that didn't come in "family packs". :confused:

Funny thing about it is if you use condoms, correctly you'd be prevented from having a family. Starge. Family Condoms. I mean what were they thinking? That fathers would give them to their daughters, mothers would give them to their sons, and siblings would share among eachother? Weird concept...Family Condoms... Better to call it economy pack like the more you buy the more you save.


Pib said:
Or:
[Homer] Hi...um. Let me have one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and one of those disposable enemas, eh... make it two [/Homer] :devious:

Enemas? What's that?

Pib said:
Funny thread.

Extremely.
 

dawnwil

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Chopical said:
Or pictures of famous Dominicans like Ashanti (shes part dom) or Miss Universe 03 or Sosa or Hipolito. That'd be funny! Just imagine using a condom with their picture on it, it'd be funnier if you were using it on one of them.

Given the sentiments most oft expressed on Hipolito-- that he's xxxx-ing the country--his image would be appropriate.

But the economy packs ought to be outrageously discounted.
 

MONCHI8

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Thanks guys and girls!!!!!!!!!!

A packet of Trojans for 60 pesos is a steal. Here they go for $5.00. ricktoronto thanks for the tip on when I go to buy them but not necessary. I actually take the prices off so they have to announce it on the speaker phone "price check for a packet of Trojan Magnums". I think it would be even funnier in DR. AZB I know what you mean with some condoms feeling like you're wearing a Hefty super duty bag. There's this japanese brand called Kimono that's pretty good, almost like wearing nothing at all. Just for the record the girl wasn't a hooker. She was a friend of the family and the only reason we went to a cabana was because there really wasn't any other place to go. Thanks for the replies.

Ramon
 

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Re: Re: Dominican Condoms

dawnwil said:
Given the sentiments most oft expressed on Hipolito-- that he's xxxx-ing the country--his image would be appropriate.

But the economy packs ought to be outrageously discounted.

Now you know that his picture would be selling the condoms since he is so damn sexy! Just kidding.



Years ago, I had a second job working in a petrol station. One evening a young lad (about 17) came in and asked for a packet of condoms. I said "do you want a pack of 3 or 12?". He said "oh, only 3, I'm not that good". LOL.

DomBabe that extremely funny!

Iam curious about this, and maybe this is the wrong thread... but what the hell.

I've already had posts deleted more from this website than anywhere else...

So is kissing taboo, the way it is in the profession elsewhere?


I'm suprissed they haven't banned me yet. I have a habit of getting banned from boards.


Per your title for this post: You actually don't need condoms at all to kiss. I'd think they'd get in the way or you could suffocate.

It isn't taboo in the way that you mean though.


Wheather or not you need condoms, depends on where your kissing. Lol! Funny but true!
 

dawnwil

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tickled my funny bone too...

... the whole thread, that is.

Chopical, re: Dominican Babe's anecdote...

What I want to know is if she managed to keep a straight face. Who knows how many years of therapy he might have needed otherwise...

Do tell, Dom Babe!

Ramon-- gosh, hope you weren't offended by the innuendos. No offence meant!

When condoms are meant for pregnancy protection only, those natural lambskins are far superior ... in my, er, humble opinion.

Or does my opinion count here? :)
 

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Re: Thanks guys and girls!!!!!!!!!!

MONCHI8 said:
A packet of Trojans for 60 pesos is a steal. Here they go for $5.00. ricktoronto thanks for the tip on when I go to buy them but not necessary. I actually take the prices off so they have to announce it on the speaker phone "price check for a packet of Trojan Magnums". I think it would be even funnier in DR. Ramon

Ramon, nix that concern you might have taken offence. Obviously not! :)

I don't know what happened, but I somehow missed some responses earlier...

XR, you had me beat to the Hipolito punch line by a mile. damn.
 

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Re: tickled my funny bone too...

dawnwil said:
... the whole thread, that is.

Indeed

dawnwil said:
Chopical, re: Dominican Babe's anecdote...


Huh?


dawnwil said:
When condoms are meant for pregnancy protection only, those natural lambskins are far superior ... in my, er, humble opinion.

Interesting...

I've always wondered if they have any thing to protect you from just STD's and not pregancy. What if you want to get pregant but you don't want to catch a disease? For the reverse, to get no baby but still a disease you could take birth control pills, or the morning after pill or even use abortion as a controceptive. But what about women who want babies and not STDs?

dawnwil said:
Or does my opinion count here? :)

Yeah your opinion counts.