An accountant gets home late one night and his wife
says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking
her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.
"Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...
Three, I like how money feels in my hand...
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you
get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said
proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking
her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
dollar bill on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began.
"Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...
Three, I like how money feels in my hand...
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you
can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."