A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then
get to meet their maker; and because of the grief they
have experienced, God decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined
up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," a lady says, and so God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second lady in line
hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When
there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on
the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy
and asks him what his wish will be. The guy finally
calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again!"
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then
get to meet their maker; and because of the grief they
have experienced, God decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined
up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," a lady says, and so God snaps
His fingers, and it is done. The second lady in line
hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When
there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on
the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy
and asks him what his wish will be. The guy finally
calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again!"