How to impress a woman/man

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MaryS

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How to impress a woman:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Smile at her,
Compliment her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her,

How to impress a man:

Show up naked..bring food...Don't block the TV
 
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kunky

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yea, and if you're naked standing infront of the tv while he's watching a bloody game, chances are: he'll take the game first!!!!!
 
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kunky

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only a guy would have a come back such as that. lets see, naked woman, ready to go!!!! now, whats wrong with that?
 
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RandyE

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Kunky, depends on if she can partially block a 13" or fully block a 52" projection screen!!!!!
 
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kunky

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hey randy, thats way too funny, lol, and yu are so right. as for me, in not blocking the tv no matter how big it is!!! and as for my hubby, its the bloody fishing shows he watches. even when he's dreaming its of trout, oh how i lead a saaaaad life!!!!
 
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kunky

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hey blackcobra, even before i got to the end of your reply i knew you were going to choose the tv. they all do.lol
 
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