Did you know AZB was a gymnast?

AZB

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Guys, I need a chiropractor. My back is hurting. I can't stand up straight and can't walk. I think I have seriously hurt my lower spine. The nerve root is swallon and I am out of commission.
The hell with chasing girls, I am gonna stick to my old tricks. See what happens when you hang around with a bunch of amatuers?

P.S. Got checked twice in sosua by military and police. The first time I let them check me all over. Damn guys had rifles and machine guns in every hand. I was seriously hurting on my back but I let them have it their way. Then when I turned towards santiago (mountian road), I got stopped again. This time I wasn't about to go through the BS all over again especially with the pain in my back So I told to captian that I was checked before and I am not gonna go through this sh#t again. I told him I got a back pain and I am a quiropractico but I can't treat myself so please let me go. he laughed and let me through.
 
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Robert

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Just got back to Santo Domingo. Only 3 army road blocks and 1 tire burning incident.

You did kind of hit your back hard, I'm sure something wasn't happy.

It was a fun day and I dumped them all off on the corner of Hache. Hope they made it home :)
 

AZB

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I got home and all set for tomorrow's riots. If my back was any better I would burn some tires myself.
hey thanks for letting me get out of the deal with the young girls. The 2 girls lived next door to a current girlfriend of mine. What a small world. Imagine if she had seen those girls getting out of my car after spending 3 days in sosua? What would she think? You think she would believe that I only met them today and did nothing except fell on my ass so hard? Naaa, I didn't want to get involved in any explanation; besides, they lived really far away.
 

Eddy

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I'm glad all you guys made it home safely. AZB try the same treatment you recommended for me. Then we'll both know if it works.
 

Rocky

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road blocks???

AZB,
Where did you get stopped? I went to Santiago to get gas for the kitchen yesterday afternoon, as there is none left on the North coast, and I didn't get stopped anywhere.
Sorry to hear about your back.

Rob,
Thanks for getting rid of that irritating glitch in my PC. I am forever in your debt.

Escott,
Quit dragging Aftab around in dangerous places. You're gonna kill the poor fellow.

Marco.
 

Escott

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Man actually it was a reverse quarter gainer... Man that woman can boogey! I guess I would also with the towelhead chasing me:)

What a pleasant day. Robert turned into the red nosed raindeer:)

AZB... Hope you feel better!

Eddy, you would have forgotten all your pain after seeing the dive AZB took! Man what a big fall!

Escott
 

Criss Colon

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I already knew that he was a "Gymnast"!!!

Why,,,,..Because he usually has his foot in his mouth,and his head up his ass!!!

Since he may find it diddicult to "Manipulate" himself,I recommend 600 mg. Ibuprofin every 6 hours with food.The food part should be easy! Cris Colon:cool:
 

AZB

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Yup I find it very "diddicult" to manipulate myself so I went to a massage therapist instead.
 

beachcomber

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I keep telling you you have to go for older women thay cannot run as fast/.on the other hand the Dominicans always slow down if they think they are running faster than you;)
 

Robert

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I shouldn't laugh, it must have hurt, but it was funny. It happened so slow that I got to take in every detail :)

Just like watching a train wreck made for iMax.

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