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Negro Lindo

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

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FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT.... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A
REWARD.

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED! CALL CHUBBY.

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HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND
FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married
last month.....Wife knows everything.