Sorry to blow your secret scott but the truth is: Scott's old cellular phone got chewed up by his girlfriend (sosua's ex-hooker). Guys you have to be carefull with these creatures. Here is what happened, scott was romantically spoon feeding his honey in a lovely sunday morning. The game was that she would have her eyes closed and would guess what was being fed in her mouth by her sweet gringo. In the midst of all the excitment scott received a call on his cell which was actually for her. So without thinking he tried to put the phone to her ear but she confused it for another treat coming towards her mouth. The rest is quite obvious; she crunched the motorola flip phone in 4 pieces and actually guessed it to be a day old refrigerated errepa (sp?) from monumento in santiago. I tell you, she was not far off.
Anyway, now scott has gotten rid of the stupid vicious hooker friend and actually comes to santiago quite often, looking for a cute dominican girl for a change. Good for you scott and thanks for changing over to codetel this time around.