UP-BOOMS-
-Marc Anthony makes us proud Latins again. The 140lb. man has laid Jennifer Lopez at the small cost of only US$50,000 compared to poor Ben Affleck and Puff Daddy who had to spend miilions for their engagement diamonds, cars and other expensive gifts to lay the assy-one. Marc's diamond ring is a bargain for such nice behind. So Latin lovers "tienen muy buena muela", just like that other Cuban who laid her before she was real big time.Marc really knows quality. From a Miss World to Miss Everything.
-Raul Mondesi is also a winner for refusing to work(play baseball) so he has to turn over his hard-earned money to buscon Mario Guerrero. By the way who taught Mario Guerrero how to play baseball? Raul doesn't need the cash. He lives in inexpensive San Cristobal and lives like a rich chopo. He is happy just to show off in front of the tigueres del pueblo. Power to him.
-Sammy Sosa, my main man, watch him start taking over the national league home run derby soon and leave behind all those impostors who have quick starts in cold April. Those who doubted him will have to eat crow. By the way, isn't that Germaine Dye the same who last year got off so fast and in the end was just an also ran? Who are all these new names in the power department?
-Frank Reyes, will be a winner when he faces Krisspy in a head to head concert challenge. I bet Frank will show his cool style over the raggedy Krisspy. Frank is the sharpest dressed bachata man in business and a real ladies man.
-Roger Clemens- What a class act. Sock it to the National League cry babies.
BUSTS-THE LOSERS
-The 300 Dominican soldiers who came back from Iraq with their tails in their asses running like cowards and their welcome home parade was not even noticed. Except for Hippo and the discredited top brass and the soldiers' families nobody went to the airport to cheer them. Hipolito laid an egg trying to use this as a political browny point.Send them to the Haitian border!!!
-Felix Sanchez again-Patriot man Felix is chickening away from running in the Mexican Grand Prix after his bad show in our own Pix(came in fourth). He claims is the altitude. I say he is just chickenshit.
-Juana Arrendel again-She should return the apartment Hippo gave her for that gold medal if she doen't run in the Mexican Pix and wins at least "place".
-El Gobierno De La Ma?ana's team at Z-101 who are mostly spending their time arguing and accusing each other instead of using their time in their commentaries to discuss the real issues facing us today. Alvaro Arvelo the smuck with a Napoleonic ego has turned to sex, comparisons like who's the best lawyer? Who's the prettiest woman in DR? and crap like that. What a wasted brain. Will somebody who knows him tell him he is an ***, because he doesn't let me do it over the phone. Will somebody tell Biembenido Rodriguez, the owner, his program is going down the pits?Just old news.
-Jose Lois Malkum, Banco Central Chief, who is practicly giving away money and nobody is taking it. Who wants Dominican pesos anyway, even at 60% interest? I didn't, and I could have earned over $200,000 a month. BUST!
-Eduardo Estrella, who after hiring expensive Dick Morris as his campaign advisor has fallen from 17% of the potential vote to tomorrow's expected poll findings of 9% preference. Wolfman...ask Dick for your money back!!!
-Obie Bermudez, who got a real beating from the Mexican K-1 band for showing up at a party where the K boys were, wearing a gold chain that was given to his girlfriend Jennifer Pe?a by one of the K-1 boys when she used to go out with him. Some Dominican guys like to practice this little game too, except we don't beat you up, we just shoot your ***!!
-Nick Berg- Oh Nick, didn't Uncle Sam tell you to get the hell out of there? Now those nasty Iraquians served your head in a plate. I've been right all along. Instead of sending our Dominican troops to "build up" Iraq we should have told them not just to take pictures of their soldiers naked, but we should have stuck Babe Ruth-size bats will nails and tacks up their asses.
TW
-Marc Anthony makes us proud Latins again. The 140lb. man has laid Jennifer Lopez at the small cost of only US$50,000 compared to poor Ben Affleck and Puff Daddy who had to spend miilions for their engagement diamonds, cars and other expensive gifts to lay the assy-one. Marc's diamond ring is a bargain for such nice behind. So Latin lovers "tienen muy buena muela", just like that other Cuban who laid her before she was real big time.Marc really knows quality. From a Miss World to Miss Everything.
-Raul Mondesi is also a winner for refusing to work(play baseball) so he has to turn over his hard-earned money to buscon Mario Guerrero. By the way who taught Mario Guerrero how to play baseball? Raul doesn't need the cash. He lives in inexpensive San Cristobal and lives like a rich chopo. He is happy just to show off in front of the tigueres del pueblo. Power to him.
-Sammy Sosa, my main man, watch him start taking over the national league home run derby soon and leave behind all those impostors who have quick starts in cold April. Those who doubted him will have to eat crow. By the way, isn't that Germaine Dye the same who last year got off so fast and in the end was just an also ran? Who are all these new names in the power department?
-Frank Reyes, will be a winner when he faces Krisspy in a head to head concert challenge. I bet Frank will show his cool style over the raggedy Krisspy. Frank is the sharpest dressed bachata man in business and a real ladies man.
-Roger Clemens- What a class act. Sock it to the National League cry babies.
BUSTS-THE LOSERS
-The 300 Dominican soldiers who came back from Iraq with their tails in their asses running like cowards and their welcome home parade was not even noticed. Except for Hippo and the discredited top brass and the soldiers' families nobody went to the airport to cheer them. Hipolito laid an egg trying to use this as a political browny point.Send them to the Haitian border!!!
-Felix Sanchez again-Patriot man Felix is chickening away from running in the Mexican Grand Prix after his bad show in our own Pix(came in fourth). He claims is the altitude. I say he is just chickenshit.
-Juana Arrendel again-She should return the apartment Hippo gave her for that gold medal if she doen't run in the Mexican Pix and wins at least "place".
-El Gobierno De La Ma?ana's team at Z-101 who are mostly spending their time arguing and accusing each other instead of using their time in their commentaries to discuss the real issues facing us today. Alvaro Arvelo the smuck with a Napoleonic ego has turned to sex, comparisons like who's the best lawyer? Who's the prettiest woman in DR? and crap like that. What a wasted brain. Will somebody who knows him tell him he is an ***, because he doesn't let me do it over the phone. Will somebody tell Biembenido Rodriguez, the owner, his program is going down the pits?Just old news.
-Jose Lois Malkum, Banco Central Chief, who is practicly giving away money and nobody is taking it. Who wants Dominican pesos anyway, even at 60% interest? I didn't, and I could have earned over $200,000 a month. BUST!
-Eduardo Estrella, who after hiring expensive Dick Morris as his campaign advisor has fallen from 17% of the potential vote to tomorrow's expected poll findings of 9% preference. Wolfman...ask Dick for your money back!!!
-Obie Bermudez, who got a real beating from the Mexican K-1 band for showing up at a party where the K boys were, wearing a gold chain that was given to his girlfriend Jennifer Pe?a by one of the K-1 boys when she used to go out with him. Some Dominican guys like to practice this little game too, except we don't beat you up, we just shoot your ***!!
-Nick Berg- Oh Nick, didn't Uncle Sam tell you to get the hell out of there? Now those nasty Iraquians served your head in a plate. I've been right all along. Instead of sending our Dominican troops to "build up" Iraq we should have told them not just to take pictures of their soldiers naked, but we should have stuck Babe Ruth-size bats will nails and tacks up their asses.
TW
