The "Chupacabra" a new DR phenomenon?

LOL larry,
One more advice, never eat in the same table with them. I once was unfortunate enough to dine with one of them and when I reached out to get the salt, I was bitten on my hand because the chupa cabra thought I was going to steal a peice of chicken wing from his plate.
Oh boy, that was a close one.
AZB

Larry, how many grandes were swimming in your head when you posted this gem?

Daniel W.

Funny city!!

Larry said:

So much Sankie crap on here and it's gotten so old. Well I want to discuss another phenomenon I encountered on the North Coast last week. It was a Chupacabra.

It was nighttime and rainy as I left the casino in Puerto Plata and made the drive back to Sosua. The combination of heavy rains, a poor road and several grandes swimming in my head made the trip very difficult and I had to drive slowly. As I drove through the sugarcane fields near Monte Llano, I saw two piercing red lights on the sight of the road. I realized they were eyes. As I eased closer, I saw the figure. Was it a Sankie??? No, it was the dreaded Chupacabra. I was intrigued and drunk so I rolled down my window and the Chupacabra approached. "Are you a Sankie", I asked? "Why", answered the Chupa, "Are you a fat Canadian woman"?? "No", I replied as the Chupacabra displayed his fangs and I felt the bulge in my pants growing. "Can I come back to your hotel ?", asked the Chupa. "Yes, get in I said". He did and we sped off toward Sosua. Along the way, he whispered sweet nothings in my ear and made me feel as if I were the luckiest man in the world. He described the resort he worked in and the fact that he had no money, but I did not care because I was sure he could dance. He asked me if there was a western union in "Nueba Yol" and I replied in the affirmitive. How had I gotten so lucky? My very own Chupacabra. Well, I wont get into the rest of the details but lets just say that I have never had better sex in my life. Now I am back home and miss him so. I am sorry to cut the post short but I have to run to the western Union because Camilo ( my Chupacabra), just e-mailed me to say his mother is in the hospital and he needs $50.00. How did I ever become so lucky? I love my Chupacabra.
Larry

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Cool. But I do have a question, you keep on saying "he" and not "she". He made your bulch grow??.

Too funny Lary did you make up this word? Oh are you swinging both ways? LOL.
Not that there's anything wrong with people that do. (disclaimer)

Daniel W. said:

Larry, how many grandes were swimming in your head when you posted this gem?

Daniel W.

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Yes I think mucho grandes Larry, you've just lost my respect. :tired:

Ok now I'm really curious Larry what the heck is a chupacabra? Tell tell

Sorry!!!!

Larry said:

If you knew what the Chupacabra was you would enjoy the story better. Someone please explain to Anna what the Chupacabra is.

And the reason why I said "he" is because I don't beileve the Chupacabra has a gender.

Larry

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For a second I thought that I was going to start to call you "the linda boob". So you meant to say "it" since "it" does not have a genter.

Come one, Annita!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anna Coniglio said:

Ok now I'm really curious Larry what the heck is a chupacabra? Tell tell

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You have never heard of the chupacabras?. It's an old legend and even songs are written about it. Even the Ex Files made an episode about it.

If it's that bad pm me. Trying to think of all the x files I ever watched. How bad can it be? Nothing we haven't discussed before in mars/venus I'm sure.

Already, I'll tell you!

The Chupacabra is this suppose living creature that looks like a hunched alien with red glowing eyes and have a row of gigantic spikes in a row on his back, exactly where the spine is located. Such creature was said to first be spotted in Puerto Rico in the mid-1990s. No one have really seen one, but there have been many domestic animals (cattle, goats, etc) that have been found dead with two holes on their neck, all their blood sucked out and their organs suck out as well. All of this scared the hell out of every person living in Puerto Rico since it was there. As you probably know, Puerto Rico is home to the Arecibo Satelite Obserbatory (the largest satelite on earth) which is used by the U.S. government to search for stars and stuff and also send messages into outer space in search of intelligent beings. Many folks think that that satellite probably attracted some aliens that made Puerto Rico their home.

Then a few years later, the creatures act (dead animals with now blood or organs left, but two tiny holes on their necks) started to appear in Mexico, South Florida, Central America, and South America. Then one day, it also poped in the DR. Whether such creature exist is debatable. It's probably people making pranks, but there could be a slight possibility of such big creature living with no humans ever encountering it. After all, in 2000 a deer with gills on it's nose was discovered. Never before had the creature been spotted, exept in folk tales of the natives in South East Asia, where it was spotted. Scientist did not believe it existed until, one day they stumbled upon a real living a breathing one. Also, just last year a Giant Squid was discovered in the Atlantic. Again, Scientist didn't believe they existed because no one had seen one exept in stories and folk tales, last year they believed it when they saw it with their own eyes!

Since I'm already typing on the weird and unexplained, just last week Mexican Airforce released a video where they were being followed by 7 UFOs. American scientist have said that it was light particles being reflected in the air, but if you look at the video closely, you'll notice that the UFOs move in patterns, stop and accelerate and do things that only a living intelligent being could do. Also, the military men in the fighter jet seem to be quite scared with the way they mention religious stuff (ie. Saying "Dios mio que es eso?" etc.). So, in short, the Chupacabra might be nothing more than pranks, but always keep a little bit of optimism to for it to actually be a real thing, just don't count too much on it. If you would like to see UFOs, spend some time in Constanza and at night, look up into the sky. There will be some interesting nights with unindentified "lights" doing some pretty intelligent stuff up there.

Here it goes Annita!!!

Anna Coniglio said:

If it's that bad pm me. Trying to think of all the x files I ever watched. How bad can it be? Nothing we haven't discussed before in mars/venus I'm sure.

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As per an article on a website: Chupacabras means "goat sucker". This creature was reported to have been seen throughout the Caribbean, several countries of Soth America and even in Florida. It has been reported that creature kills animals by sucking all the blood from them. There have been many dead goats and farm animals throughout these countries. Some have reported that the creature is alien in origin and that UFO's have brought them to us. Dozen of people have claimed to have seen this animal. A chupacabras are described as about 4 feet tall (are there any sankies that are that short?) when standing errect, have huge red elongated eyes, grey skin that is part fur and part feather, short arms with claws, legs like a kangaroo and a line of sharp spikes down the middle of it's back. They are supposedly very powerful and some have reported that they can fly. No, I am not describing AZB, Larry, Colon or myself, thank you very much!!!

Thank you Nal0whs and Miguel.

About two years ago, one of them 'chupacabras' breached my radar controlled perimeter around my hut. I got maybe ten yards away from it (with my 9mm in one hand). At first it didn't see me, however whateveritwas played with my senses. It appeared like a preposterious animal and moved even more preposterously. When I thought it had merged into the darkness, we met face to face around the corner of the hut, and then it dissapeared in a most fanciful way, it seemed to twirl around itself and at the same time receed into the background. The next day I heard over 100 goats had been killed without one squeak. THe bodies were dry, puncture wounds in the neck and also some had a lesion in one of the lower legs. An army contingent lead by the local Colonel combed the entire area and killed all the dogs. The blame was placed on wild dogs, however, I suspect it's some unknown species, with feline qualities. I imagine its MO is hypnotizing the gots, and then pulling on a leg to bring it down. Strange that goats or no other animals would get near the dead carcasses. Next time I'm going to take a DNA sample for testing. I could of shot it the night before, and I still cant fathom why it didn't occur to me when I had the chance, maybe it hypnotized me also.

Mirador

Honestly!

Mirador said:

About two years ago, one of them 'chupacabras' breached my radar controlled perimeter around my hut. I got maybe ten yards away from it (with my 9mm in one hand). At first it didn't see me, however whateveritwas played with my senses. It appeared like a preposterious animal and moved even more preposterously. When I thought it had merged into the darkness, we met face to face around the corner of the hut, and then it dissapeared in a most fanciful way, it seemed to twirl around itself and at the same time receed into the background. The next day I heard over 100 goats had been killed without one squeak. THe bodies were dry, puncture wounds in the neck and also some had a lesion in one of the lower legs. An army contingent lead by the local Colonel combed the entire area and killed all the dogs. The blame was placed on wild dogs, however, I suspect it's some unknown species, with feline qualities. I imagine its MO is hypnotizing the gots, and then pulling on a leg to bring it down. Strange that goats or no other animals would get near the dead carcasses. Next time I'm going to take a DNA sample for testing. I could of shot it the night before, and I still cant fathom why it didn't occur to me when I had the chance, maybe it hypnotized me also.

Mirador

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Are you sure that it was not AZB that you confronted or the one that got into Larry's car?, hehe.

Mirador said:

About two years ago, one of them 'chupacabras' breached my radar controlled perimeter around my hut. I got maybe ten yards away from it (with my 9mm in one hand). At first it didn't see me, however whateveritwas played with my senses. It appeared like a preposterious animal and moved even more preposterously. When I thought it had merged into the darkness, we met face to face around the corner of the hut, and then it dissapeared in a most fanciful way, it seemed to twirl around itself and at the same time receed into the background. The next day I heard over 100 goats had been killed without one squeak. THe bodies were dry, puncture wounds in the neck and also some had a lesion in one of the lower legs. An army contingent lead by the local Colonel combed the entire area and killed all the dogs. The blame was placed on wild dogs, however, I suspect it's some unknown species, with feline qualities. I imagine its MO is hypnotizing the gots, and then pulling on a leg to bring it down. Strange that goats or no other animals would get near the dead carcasses. Next time I'm going to take a DNA sample for testing. I could of shot it the night before, and I still cant fathom why it didn't occur to me when I had the chance, maybe it hypnotized me also.

Mirador

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geez man time to change pusher

Larry said:

I had to drive slowly. As I drove through the sugarcane fields near Monte Llano, I saw two piercing red lights on the sight of the road. I realized they were eyes.

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Stop smoking my ganja, and dont tuch my car.... :smoke:

Excuse me for being dim but do these things really exist or is there some other night wildlife here because I saw something about the size of a wolf with red eyes in the woods outside my house one night???

Ladybird said:

Excuse me for being dim but do these things really exist or is there some other night wildlife here because I saw something about the size of a wolf with red eyes in the woods outside my house one night???

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They do exist, I see them hanging arm in arm with all tourists in sosua / cabarete. Larry, the chupa cabra you picked up fits description of escott's girlfriend who own the bar in the main drag of sosua.