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    Default Does anyone know a psychic or exorcist..

    In Sosua or nearby please? any help appreciated.

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    OK, I will bite. Whats the problem now Barby?? Are you being haunted?????

    Larry

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    Default oooooooo

    I know I know, Ive finally cracked, but its all connected. Im going on Tues so maybe the poltergeist will die down and these things will stop., when are you coming back?

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    Oh the drama, it makes your head spin

    I'm sure if you ask around, someone will know a local bruja (witch) that can fix your house. Maybe a local Haitian voodoo doctor, you must have 1 or 2 close to you out in those cane cutting boonies...

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    I only wonder what you are going to do next week when you start seeing UFO's. Have you put any thought into that yet Barby? Might as well prepare now.

    Larry

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    Are you actually advertising on a public board that you are leaving, when you have had unwelcome visitors who want to break in? I don't think it is an exorcist you need...........

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    If you want the real deal, there was a Spanish jesuit (Padre Carlos) back in the 80's at UCMM (Santiago), whom had been properly trained at the Vatican. Don't know if he's still around or how much they would charge. I'm sure they take traveller cheques.

    It would be interesting to compare outcome statistics for the following therapies in your case:
    a) the good ol' boys of the old Roman Catholic rites,
    b) find a new lover,
    c) Vodoo stuff,
    d) a couple of shots of Brugal, or
    e) a gentle dose of intramuscular Haldol 20 miligrams!



    - Tordok

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    Default A gentle dose indeed!

    Tell me, Tordok, doesn't Haldol CAUSE hallucinations & sometimes psychosis? You want the patient to really overheat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lambada
    Are you actually advertising on a public board that you are leaving, when you have had unwelcome visitors who want to break in? I don't think it is an exorcist you need...........
    ROTFLMAO, some people cause a ****storm where ever they go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lambada
    Tell me, Tordok, doesn't Haldol CAUSE hallucinations & sometimes psychosis? You want the patient to really overheat?
    ECT (electro-shock therapy) would lead to a more prompt recovery, with the added benefit of some memory loss !!!

    - Tordok

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