attention, miguel is missing...

AZB

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has anyone noticed that our beloved gold member muguel is missing. What could possibly be holding him back from making his 50 posts / day?
Lets see, could it be.....

he has reached his maximum limit of 1000 posts / month and has been barred from posting untill next month?

He might be grounded by amber for not posting "how much he loves her" type threads every 2 hours.

Could he be in a trip to the border of haiti and might have been kidnapped by the voodoo haitian clan and chopped up and eaten up like chicharones?

Could he be confused for a pakistani terrorist and held up at the airport and sent to gitmo?

Maybe he his gay secret lover has poisoned him?

maybe he is taking a crash course in "how to act and pretent to be a bad boy"?

Naaaa, I think his computer simply brunt up from excessive surfing of extreme porn sites.

What do you all think? can anyone point to the real reason?
AZB (concerned about miguel)
 

AnnaC

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I'm concerned too. I sent him an email this morning so we'll see. Sometimes people just need a break from it all.
 

chuckuindy

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Oh my

Miguel and I just woke up, he looks radiant. We are currently lying here cuddling and trying to decide what to do with the rest of our day.

I want to do some shopping and of course will need someone to carry my bags. Excuse me for a moment, ?Yes love, I would like some bacon and eggs, kiss, kiss? I also have some laundry that needs to be done and I am sure he will get around to it later in the day.

One moment please, ?Sorry dear, I have told you 100 times, brush your teeth and then I will kiss you?, oh sorry for the interruption. Miguel said something about going to the ?wet & wild? today but it looks like rain so we will have to improvise here at home.

He says, love to all and when the swelling goes down he will he will come out and play again. ?What you want me to use the cattails again??
Charlie
 

Larry

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My guess

My guess is that Amber scolded him for constantly and inappropriately referring to their relationship on a public message board. She has probably either punished him by not allowing him to post for a week or else he just cannot post because he does not know how to post without referring to Amber and kissing her culo in every post. He is probably either sulking in the corner of his "room" now or out buying Amber gifts to make up for his childish stupidity. Either way, it is refreshing to log on here and not see his nonsense in every thread.
Larry
 

chuckuindy

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Larry said:
My guess is that Amber scolded him for constantly and inappropriately referring to their relationship on a public message board. She has probably either punished him by not allowing him to post for a week or else he just cannot post because he does not know how to post without referring to Amber and kissing her culo in every post. He is probably either sulking in the corner of his "room" now or out buying Amber gifts to make up for his childish stupidity. Either way, it is refreshing to log on here and not see his nonsense in every thread.
Larry

I for one find it refreshing to hear the Miguel and Amber story. You have to admit that he is one dedicated guy, unlike some of us other heartless bast**d?s. Unless you have been as close to him as I am right now, ?Please Miguel, you are an animial?, a boob such as yourself should not judge.
Charlie
 
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p1atan0

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Dajabon

Last time I saw Miguel he was talking to a woman who looked like Aunt Jamima in Dajabon. Only Papa Candelo knows his whereabouts.

Time to break out the Cigars and the Rum lets all chant to Anaisa Pie.
 

AnnaC

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Just to let you all know that Miguel is just fine. He is very busy with his new business ventures in the DR.

End of story.
 

carlos

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Anna Coniglio said:
Just to let you all know that Miguel is just fine. He is very busy with his new business ventures in the DR.

End of story.

good news
 

carlos

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chuckuindy said:
Miguel and I just woke up, he looks radiant. We are currently lying here cuddling and trying to decide what to do with the rest of our day.

I want to do some shopping and of course will need someone to carry my bags. Excuse me for a moment, ?Yes love, I would like some bacon and eggs, kiss, kiss? I also have some laundry that needs to be done and I am sure he will get around to it later in the day.

One moment please, ?Sorry dear, I have told you 100 times, brush your teeth and then I will kiss you?, oh sorry for the interruption. Miguel said something about going to the ?wet & wild? today but it looks like rain so we will have to improvise here at home.

He says, love to all and when the swelling goes down he will he will come out and play again. ?What you want me to use the cattails again??
Charlie


I guess we now know who the gay secret lover is

AZB is always on point

:devious:
 

carlos

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Larry said:
My guess is that Amber scolded him for constantly and inappropriately referring to their relationship on a public message board. She has probably either punished him by not allowing him to post for a week or else he just cannot post because he does not know how to post without referring to Amber and kissing her culo in every post. He is probably either sulking in the corner of his "room" now or out buying Amber gifts to make up for his childish stupidity. Either way, it is refreshing to log on here and not see his nonsense in every thread.
Larry


sounds like you miss him Larry
 

johnsr

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chuckuindy said:
Miguel and I just woke up, he looks radiant. We are currently lying here cuddling and trying to decide what to do with the rest of our day.

I want to do some shopping and of course will need someone to carry my bags. Excuse me for a moment, ?Yes love, I would like some bacon and eggs, kiss, kiss? I also have some laundry that needs to be done and I am sure he will get around to it later in the day.

One moment please, ?Sorry dear, I have told you 100 times, brush your teeth and then I will kiss you?, oh sorry for the interruption. Miguel said something about going to the ?wet & wild? today but it looks like rain so we will have to improvise here at home.

He says, love to all and when the swelling goes down he will he will come out and play again. ?What you want me to use the cattails again??
Charlie

Chuckyboy,
This post will give me plenty of leverage with Tonya!!!!!!!! :lick:
John
 

Larry

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cmedina07 said:
sounds like you miss him Larry

I have nothing against Miguel, I just think he acts rediculous on here. I would like to meet him because I'll bet that in person, he is a great guy but he refuses to meet me. He said he won't go to the DR1 reunion in NYC next week because I will be there. Isn't that silly?

Larry
 

carlos

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Larry said:
I have nothing against Miguel, I just think he acts rediculous on here. I would like to meet him because I'll bet that in person, he is a great guy but he refuses to meet me. He said he won't go to the DR1 reunion in NYC next week because I will be there. Isn't that silly?

Larry




it does sound silly; you think he was pulling your leg or was he serious?



Miguel,

you are summoned to the NYC reunion next week :laugh:
 

DOMIERICAN

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NYC Reunion

Note to Hillbilly....

Are you going to the NYC reunion next week (or will you be "stuck" in paradise)? Is there anyway that I can invite myself ;) ? Please send details.

P.S. I am not sure who Miguel is but I sure do hope he returns safely..
 

miguel

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I am back for 1 day!!!!!

AZB said:
has anyone noticed that our beloved gold member muguel is missing. What could possibly be holding him back from making his 50 posts / day?
Lets see, could it be.....

he has reached his maximum limit of 1000 posts / month and has been barred from posting untill next month?

He might be grounded by amber for not posting "how much he loves her" type threads every 2 hours.

Could he be in a trip to the border of haiti and might have been kidnapped by the voodoo haitian clan and chopped up and eaten up like chicharones?

Could he be confused for a pakistani terrorist and held up at the airport and sent to gitmo?

Maybe he his gay secret lover has poisoned him?

maybe he is taking a crash course in "how to act and pretent to be a bad boy"?

Naaaa, I think his computer simply brunt up from excessive surfing of extreme porn sites.

What do you all think? can anyone point to the real reason?
AZB (concerned about miguel)
Cojones, I don't post for a few days and you people think the worse. Sorry but I am ok. Pretty busy and I really do not know when I will post again, soon I hope. Just wanted reply to al your posts. AZBitch, thanks for caring, I think.

Larry "the boob": 1- Not only are you a woman hater but you believe that your own sh** don't stink. If you do not like reading about Amber and I, don't read it or post on it. Since you are so nosey, let me tell you that if it was up to me, you, nor anybody on this board would have even known about us. Anna knew about "us" way before I said anything and let me tell you, nosey, I was not the one who told her, get it. Live with it.
2- Do you really think that I am not going to the reunion because of you?. Give me a break, that would be giving you way too much importance. It would be be nicer if you were not there but if I did not had to work, I would have been there in a heartbeat. Get off your high horse!. Since you say that I act silly, let me tell you why I really, now, do not care to know you. Not only that you are a very negative person and, in my opinion, can not see people happy, but for about a year you have done all you can do to attack me and to call me names. The names and the attacks are no problems because I can give it as much as I can take it and I really do not take it to heart but the thing that I hate about you is that you, many times, have tried to get way too personal for my liking. I have told you many times, when you ask me some questions, to mind your own business and time after time aftet time again you go around and ask me the same dumm-*** questions again. See, there are things that I don't care to share with you so stop trying so hard. Say all you want about me but the second you try to get personal, it's my choice if I want to be friendly with you. Just because I write about a relationsip here does not means that anybody can ask me personal questions. I would decide which questions to answer. Get this thru your head, it's not that I don't like you, it's just that, for now, I don't care to know you. It has nothing to do with your attacks, it has to do with your consistant attitute for a year, it just got old. You have even noticed that you have gone way too far and have said that you are "sorry" but "sorry" does not cuts it when you do the exact same thing again. Let me give you an example: AZB is the same always, I know that he likes me, I think, and he still calls me, or anybody else for that matter, all the names in the book. He is always the same. On the other hand, you are a jerk just to a selected group of people, including almost all the females. See the difference?. No matter what you say to me, I can promise you that I will not go away like others that could not take people's abuse. Bring it on!.

Chuckuindy(Charlie): you fricking old fart, that was supposed to be our little secret. Now everybody knows that you are my sex slave and that a '20 dildo is not enough for you anymore. You are right, that boob should not judge me. Btw, old bag of wrinkles, I told you over the phone to tell AZB and Anna what was going on. You forgot?, I know, it comes with old age!!.

AZB: Moron, do you really think that I would not call you if I were in the DR. Maybe I would tell you a few days after I arrive so you DON"T CALL ME LIKE 20 TIMES THE SAME DAY, LIKE THE LAST TIME!!!

Anna: Darling, thanks for the e-mail and caring.
cmedina: you are da man.

Now, time for me to go away again (Charlie, Anna and AZB, you guys know why). Now Larry, you can let me have it and while you are at it, grow up!! Roger and out!!!!
 
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