The Worst Foursome In Golf

THE WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF:
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> 1. MONICA LEWINSKI
> 2. O. J. SIMPSON
> 3. TED KENNEDY
> 4. BILL CLINTON
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>WHY, YOU ASK?
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> well . . .
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> 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER.
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> 2. O. J. IS A SLICER.
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> 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, and . . . .
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> 4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.
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