An old cowboy, dressed in cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down and ordered a drink.
As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I guess I am."
After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian.
I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I getup in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, watch tv -- everything seems to make me think of women."

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.

A couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."