A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual litaney of dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected in the community and the workplace and from reaching our full potential as people - all because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize, and the blonde yells: "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little s**t on your