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    Default Redneck murder

    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
    1. All the DNA is the same.
    2. There are no dental records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlaninDR
    Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
    1. All the DNA is the same.
    2. There are no dental records.
    Guess thats why Rednecks don't get too upset when they divorce: after all, they are still cousins

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    Default Enough! These Are My People You Are Talking About!!

    Why, when Peggy Lou done got hitched she was still a virgin, 'n cousun Rufus, who's a cousin by way of Mary Lou, my Mom's second cousin, sent her home. He done said thet if'fin she weren't no good to the family, well he din't want her either!!

    Sheeit!!, thet story is so old it got moss growin' all over....


    HB, on the prowl

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