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Thread: Another Mountie Joke

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    Talking Another Mountie Joke

    Two men are driving through Manitoba when they get pulled over by a Mountie. The Mountie walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie smacks him in the head with the stick.

    The driver says, "what the hell was that for?"

    The Mountie says, "You're in Manitoba son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

    The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

    The Mountie runs a check on the guys license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the Mountie smacks him with the nightstick too.

    The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

    The Mountie says, "Just making your wish come true."

    The Passenger says, "huh?"

    The Mountie says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that a$$hole would've tried that schytt with me."
    Last edited by Justintime; 02-08-2005 at 03:47 PM. Reason: language


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