You left these out....
Every single day called Monday - "Saint Hilton Day" (The patron Saint of partying hard) and if you can find anyone willing to work then expect a certain level of party-the-night-before apathy.
Every Friday afternoon after siesta time. - "Poets Day" (P*ss off early tomorrow's Saturday) - Well you've got to go and get ready for another weekend of "holidaying" haven't you?
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday between the hours of 11:30 and 2:30 - "Saint Slacker's day". (The patron Saint of sitting on your arse and going to sleep for 3 hours).
I think that covers it.
Simon