Practical lady

carina

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Mar 13, 2005
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The old woman called the local newspaper to order an announcement as her husband just passed away. She wanted just one line, and said she cannot afford more.
The words were: Emilio is dead.
The lady at the newspaper felt sorry about her, and called her back to say she will grant her one more line completely for free.
The lady replied, Ok, then please write: House and boat for sale.
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