how long?

paddy

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Oct 4, 2003
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around
the shop
and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.


A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the
door and
asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looks
around at the shop full of customers and says, "About
3 hours."


The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop
and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber
looks around
the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy
leaves.


The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and
says, "Hey,
Bill, do me a favor, will 'ya? Follow that guy and see
where
he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut,
but then doesn't ever come back."


A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
laughing
hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go
when he
left here?"


Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your
house."