How to board a plane Part 2

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Larry

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To all Dominicans traveling through Santiago airport (or any airport for that matter)..........in the future, when you encounter the man known as 'Mango Larry' on your flight, please do not:

1) sit in his seat and then refuse to get up when he shows you his ticket claiming it to be your seat and then not being able to produce your own ticket.

2) push and shove him when boarding and getting off the plane

3) push and shove him when waiting for your bags on the conveyor belt

4) drop suitcase on his head/shoulder when removing it from above storage compartment

5) yell and scream in Spanish to your friend loud anough for a person a mile away to hear even though he is right next to you

Thanks in advance,

Mango Larry
 
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Larry

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I am going back in a couple of weeks and do not want to have to wear a hocky helmet, pads and earplugs.

Larry
 
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linamia

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Mango Larry,

Don?t ever go to Rio and get on a plane with 200 Pfizer employees you may want to rip their eyes out. I still get nightmare 8 hours on a plane with these guys all hyped up. And loud. Going I had the pleasure of being on a plane with a Senior Citizen group going on a cruise they were good, all they wanted to talk about was the new pill that was given Viagra a run for its money. You think Dominicans are bad try a group of horny senior citizens LOL I guess Pfizer is big in Brazil

I understand where you are coming from getting on a plane in DR is an experience. What would you have to talk about it it was boring LOL.
 
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HOWMAR

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Larry-
You are lucky that the suitcase fell on your head on the trip away from the DR. If it were on the inbound DR flight that suitcase could have contained a car transmission, 2 microwaves and 73 pairs of shoes.
 
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rellosk

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Larry said:
I am going back in a couple of weeks and do not want to have to wear a hocky helmet, pads and earplugs.
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Maybe you should fly first class, it should alleviate most (not #3) of your problems.
 
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Jon S.

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That looks like it sucked

But I got you beat. Imagine a plane with about 500 Army, Marines and AF guys who can't shut up the 12 or 13 hours it takes to get to this part of the world. Then the seats are squeezed close enough that you can't even put a grape between people without popping the juice out and almost no room to move your elbows. And you really can't do anything or you might risk getting heckled by about 300 Army guys who like to talk alotta chit and the last thing you want is inter-service beef to start cooking on the freakin' plane. But yeah, Mango Larry, your plane ride must've sucked elephant balls.......you've never lived until you get insulted by Army guys on the way to a combat zone. Just what you need to get you going. Boy am I glad I had a gun as well ;)

Oh and I forgot about the 2 hour stop in Ireland to clean the plane because you'll be getting on the same plane with the same people again. Oh brother
 
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HOWMAR

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Jon S. said:
But I got you beat. Imagine a plane with about 500 Army, Marines and AF guys who can't shut up the 12 or 13 hours it takes to get to this part of the world. Then the seats are squeezed close enough that you can't even put a grape between people without popping the juice out and almost no room to move your elbows. And you really can't do anything or you might risk getting heckled by about 300 Army guys who like to talk alotta chit and the last thing you want is inter-service beef to start cooking on the freakin' plane. But yeah, Mango Larry, your plane ride must've sucked elephant balls.......you've never lived until you get insulted by Army guys on the way to a combat zone. Just what you need to get you going. Boy am I glad I had a gun as well ;)

Oh and I forgot about the 2 hour stop in Ireland to clean the plane because you'll be getting on the same plane with the same people again. Oh brother
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I'm glad you had your gun, but did you have your weapon? They are two different things.
 
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rellosk

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Jon S. said:
But I got you beat. Imagine a plane with about 500 Army, Marines and AF guys who can't shut up the 12 or 13 hours it takes to get to this part of the world. Then the seats are squeezed close enough that you can't even put a grape between people without popping the juice out and almost no room to move your elbows. And you really can't do anything or you might risk getting heckled by about 300 Army guys who like to talk alotta chit and the last thing you want is inter-service beef to start cooking on the freakin' plane. But yeah, Mango Larry, your plane ride must've sucked elephant balls.......you've never lived until you get insulted by Army guys on the way to a combat zone. Just what you need to get you going. Boy am I glad I had a gun as well ;)

Oh and I forgot about the 2 hour stop in Ireland to clean the plane because you'll be getting on the same plane with the same people again. Oh brother
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And you didn't even get frequent flyer miles. :)
 
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Jon S.

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HOWMAR said:
I'm glad you had your gun, but did you have your weapon? They are two different things.
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Hey hey hey, let's not get too technical here, yes I had my sidearm, weapon, metal slingshot, firearm, whatever. If I would've brought my K-Bar, that would've been my weapon.....maybe I could've used it :devious: :dead:
 
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