A Tale of Two Skunks

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Elliot

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This is the story of two skunks, one named In, the other named Out. Whenever In was in, Out was out, and whenever In was out, Out was in.

Well, one day, Out was in and In was out when their mother decided she needed In in. So, she sent Out out to bring In in.

Less than a minute later, Out came in with In right behind him. Their mother asked, "Out, how was it you were able to go out and bring In in so quickly?"

"Easy," replied Out. "Instinct."
 
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paddy

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A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road.

They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering...it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."
 
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rellosk

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paddy said:
A man and a woman are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road.

They stop, the woman gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering...it must be cold. What should I do?"

He says, "Put it between your legs."

She says, "What about the smell?"

He says, "Hold its nose."
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Good one!
 
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