A man walks into a restaurant and sees on the menu:
Ham Sandwich................... $2.00
Turkey Sandwich................ $2.00
Hand Jobs........................ $10.00
He says to the waitress, "Are you the waitress that gives the hand jobs?"
"Why, yes I am sir!" she replied.
"Then GO WASH YOUR HANDS!" he replied. "I want a ham sandwich!"
Ham Sandwich................... $2.00
Turkey Sandwich................ $2.00
Hand Jobs........................ $10.00
He says to the waitress, "Are you the waitress that gives the hand jobs?"
"Why, yes I am sir!" she replied.
"Then GO WASH YOUR HANDS!" he replied. "I want a ham sandwich!"