Is this a joke or an extremely slow news days?

Anything foreign is big in the DR

I am in Mexico but for most people in the DR I am in Good Ol'e Nueva Yol.

The planet consists of three big land masses in the DR.. They are

1. Dominican Republic.....which is 'Santo Domingo', Haiti which is 'Jodido'.
2. Puerto Rico.....which is just a Yola ride away and the...gateway to Nueva Yol.
3. Nueva Yol .....is the rest of the world and where 'Tia Ana' lives and dollars are all over the streets.

Imagine this....Kosovo is a 'flu' and Iraq is 'pa alla'..... Lebanon is a place where quipes are made.

There are seasons when the US Embassy in the 'Kapital' rejects all visas and other seasons when everyone gets a visa (must be the monsoons).

'VinDisi' is a mega star with mucho 'cuarto'.

vin dieseless

For an actor from hollywood comes to another person contry, and acts like that in a highclass enviorment it tells alot of what he thinks about the people.
no one will care if he was found in a strip club or pulling this cr*p. the only thing he will worry about is offending the local thugs.