10 top reasons not to live in newfoundland

paddy

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1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation
2. If Quebec Seperates, you will float off to sea
3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make
them kiss a dead cod
4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related
products
5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse
6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
7. The work day is about two hours long
8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the
solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines
9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed
to kick their ass
10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your
wedding day