>A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches
>I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>
>"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
>stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
>headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
>worked! The headaches are all gone."
>
>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>
>His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
>in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist
>and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
>
>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
>clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
>her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into
>the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and
>makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
>
>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>
>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
>
>He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
>better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
>Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>
>
>With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly
>follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
>mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
>wife!"
>
>
>His funeral services will be held on Monday
>I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>
>"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
>stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a
>headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It
>worked! The headaches are all gone."
>
>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
>
>His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire
>in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist
>and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it.
>
>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his
>clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts
>her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into
>the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into bed and
>makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
>
>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
>
>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
>
>He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
>better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
>Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
>
>
>With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly
>follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the
>mirror and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my
>wife!"
>
>
>His funeral services will be held on Monday