Lapela (the generic Cialis) god help us all.

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Ok guys, I have been hearing about the new pill called Lapela all over the radio. The name itself made me laugh so I went out and bought 2. After reading the package, it seems its the generic version of cialis (costing much more). TADALAFIL 20mg is the same ingredient as cialis. So it means this pill will give you guys an errection of up to 36 hours, thus called, the weekend pill. Cialis costing as much as 300 pesos / pill will not be able to compete with lapela, costing only 50 pesos / pill. The package comes in 2 pills of 20 mg each. Unlike viagra the pill can be taken with or without meals and works within 30 mins. The drug lasts more than 24 hours in your body and many men experience sexual enhancments up to 36 hours period of time. it you take nitrates for your heart condition, you should stay away from this pill.
In laboratory studies, the pill didn't show any adverse effects on anyone. Cialis has been around for some time and many guys love it, now lapela, costing only 50 pesos, will sure boost cabana business all over this island. take this pill friday night and you guys are set untill sunday. Have fun guys.
Lapela will sure help you give the pela your woman deserves from you.
Wait a minute, if I never take viagra or cialis, then how do I know so much about this stuff? hehehehehe, I guess I am really smart.
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do you want me to kill her or what???????????????????

I found just getting a hotter babe helps too...but its a chit more exspensive.

bob
 

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AZB said:
Ok guys, I have been hearing about the new pill called Lapela all over the radio. The name itself made me laugh so I went out and bought 2.

Wait a minute, if I never take viagra or cialis, then how do I know so much about this stuff? hehehehehe, I guess I am really smart.
AZB


AZB not you.... arent you ahemm naturally able. .......... ok ok so its the wine speaking not lina.:classic:
 
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I just can't believe that men need that stuff

61 years without ever using it and it still works great. I'm a little bit selective in my choice of girls. The day I need that stuff, I'll give up sex.
 

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Eddy said:
61 years without ever using it and it still works great. I'm a little bit selective in my choice of girls. The day I need that stuff, I'll give up sex.
Put it like this, the day you will use that stuff, you will wonder how you ever lived without it. Then you won't be so selective with the girls. Hahahahah
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Ay Dios mio!

AZB said:
So it means this pill will give you guys an errection of up to 36 hours, thus called, the weekend pill.
Since you will have an erection for 36 hours, what happens if, for example, there's a fire and you will need to go outside?. I guess that all your neighbors will ask you " are you happy to see me?". LOL.
 
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AZB said:
. So it means this pill will give you guys an errection of up to 36 hours, thus called, the weekend pill. AZB

I cant think of a time in my life where i would have wanted one for that long !!!ha ha ha....take the pill sat night and your going to work on monday with wood?..ha ha ha............not to mention mass on sunday morning would be interesting ha ha ha.........take that bill past 50 years old have a hard on for 36 hours and a horny 40 year old babe...thats a recipie for a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bob
 

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miguel said:
Since you will have an erection for 36 hours, what happens if, for example, there's a fire and you will need to go outside?. I guess that all your neighbors will ask you " are you happy to see me?". LOL.

they might say "thanks for bringing your own fire hose"
or " didnt know you liked fires so much"
 

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Eddy said:
61 years without ever using it and it still works great. I'm a little bit selective in my choice of girls. The day I need that stuff, I'll give up sex.

61 years without ever using it!!!?
god i thought the 40 year old virgin was bad! >;O

jk i know what you mean, the pill, but at first read i was like "?!? must be a priest"
 

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laurapasinifan said:
I cant think of a time in my life where i would have wanted one for that long !!!ha ha ha....take the pill sat night and your going to work on monday with wood?..ha ha ha............not to mention mass on sunday morning would be interesting ha ha ha.........take that bill past 50 years old have a hard on for 36 hours and a horny 40 year old babe...thats a recipie for a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bob
Oh god, I always forget that there are so many innocent folks around. They still don't understand the concept of viagra and other sexual enhancement drugs. What is really sad when you hear guy talk like this.
Anyway, let me clearify all this to you 2 (bob and miguel). Viagra, lavitra, cialis or even lapela will not do a damn thing to you unless you are aroused by your sexual partner. Which means, if you take a pill the size of lemon and end up spending the evening in a church or worse in the ring side seats of lucha-libre, nothing will happen to you. You need to be in a company of a beautifull woman (in case of miguel, a transvestite), then and only then you will feel the effects. Non of these drugs give you an errection without sexual stimulation. You will not walk around with a sausage in your pants. So you take the pill on friday night and give your woman the pela, then you sleep and wake up and then again, if she is aroused you can perform again, untill sunday. But no, you will not walk around with a tent in your shorts.
God, I can't believe I have to explain this to grown up men, I understand women asking these dumb questions, but men of your age should be ashamed of yourselves for not trying any of these wonderful pills.
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azb...it was tounge in cheek! ha ha ha......come on...I know these forum are bland......but i was following your lead!!!!!!!!!!.......
Oh and I am sooo glad you sacrificed Miguel for the tranvestite theme!!!!!! short story.which takes cahonas to even say ha ha ha....
a few weeks ago i went to see El Prodigio near town in america. It was a spanish mostly club.. and went with a buddy who goes there alot. Well I saw these four "women" standing near where we were... I knew something was WRONG about them.. ha ha... and my buddy is laughing...and offers up they are guys!...I look .. they are dressed really good one is a tall guy and obvious he was a man.. the second could have been an ugly girl or a man.. one was a real woman, and the last LOOKED like a real woman...but my buddy kept saying no that a transie too...I say ..nooo I dont believe it... and I was looking at him-her a lot, and just couldnt believe it!... I said damn.. s..he looks hot! ha ha ha ha... IT dressed so provacative and IT had breasts!!!!!!!!!!!! the one had low cut pants with the top of the g string showing a lot...mid drift showing, clevage showing...damn this is hard to type ha ha ha..... and long dark hair.....blew my mind it wasnt a babe......................put the caution in me, tread lightly in that club if i go again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... there I said......ha ha ha have a good day

bob
 

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Hehehehehehehe!!

AZB said:
Oh god, I always forget that there are so many innocent folks around. They still don't understand the concept of viagra and other sexual enhancement drugs. What is really sad when you hear guy talk like this.
Anyway, let me clearify all this to you 2 (bob and miguel). Viagra, lavitra, cialis or even lapela will not do a damn thing to you unless you are aroused by your sexual partner. Which means, if you take a pill the size of lemon and end up spending the evening in a church or worse in the ring side seats of lucha-libre, nothing will happen to you. You need to be in a company of a beautifull woman (in case of miguel, a transvestite),
My Pakistani mamao, did you really thought that I don't know how those pills work?.

I do not have the need to use them NOW but let me tell you that whenever "mr johnson" do not "salute", I will have them by the truck-load.

Now, I am disappointed at you, the transvestite was OUR secret!!. Since you let my secret out of the bag, can I tell these people that YOU are one of my favorite transvestite, specially when you put that blonde wig on, ummm yummy. Hihihihi, transvestite liker Miguel made a jokey!!.
 

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laurapasinifan said:
Well I saw these four "women" standing near where we were... I knew something was WRONG about them.. ha ha... and my buddy is laughing...and offers up they are guys!...I look .. they are dressed really good one is a tall guy and obvious he was a man..
bob
This is dangerous business in DR. Just a few days ago, a drunk tigre in ciruelito (santiago barrio) picked up a transvestite, thinking it was a girl. After a few kisses and play, he realizes its a guy. he pulls out his gun then shot him/her (what ever). When the doctor asked the transvestite why did you not tell him what you were? he said, "he didn't ask...I thought he knew....".
Anyway, it was a tough price to pay for dressing up like a woman.
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laurapasinifan said:
I cant think of a time in my life where i would have wanted one for that long !!!ha ha ha....take the pill sat night and your going to work on monday with wood?..ha ha ha............not to mention mass on sunday morning would be interesting ha ha ha.........take that bill past 50 years old have a hard on for 36 hours and a horny 40 year old babe...thats a recipie for a heart attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bob

jajajjaja, you are killing me, this is sooo funny.
 

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Since you bought it - Did you try one? Maybe AZB could do a market research study for us and let us know the true comparisons. I can put together the survey for you. All in the name of science
 

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A.J. said:
Since you bought it - Did you try one? Maybe AZB could do a market research study for us and let us know the true comparisons. I can put together the survey for you. All in the name of science
I would never eat one of those pills. I don't have any need for it now. I simply bought 2 pills to see what they looked like. I am sure I will give it away to miguel when I will see him. hey miguel, did you finish the last supply of viagra the industrial size bottle?
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Siiiiiiiii!!!

AZB said:
I would never eat one of those pills. I don't have any need for it now. I simply bought 2 pills to see what they looked like. I am sure I will give it away to miguel when I will see him. hey miguel, did you finish the last supply of viagra the industrial size bottle?
AZB
Yes, I did, I used ALL of them. Don't you remember YOU not being able to sit for about 2 weeks?.

Btw, did they do a good job with the "sewing"?. Me made 2 jokies. Hihihihi.
 
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