WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS ...
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>Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting
>when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
>He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
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>Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
>He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead.
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>What should I do?"
>The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
>"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
>First, let's make sure he's dead."
>There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
>Luigi's voice comes back on the line.
>
>"Okay, now what?"
>
>Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting
>when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
>He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
>
>Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
>He gasps to the operator, "I think Salvatore is dead.
>
>What should I do?"
>The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
>"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
>First, let's make sure he's dead."
>There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
>Luigi's voice comes back on the line.
>
>"Okay, now what?"