A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a
chair on her porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he
said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she
said. "I also do five lines of charlie a day, a
spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat
junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on
the weekend."
"That's amazing," said the man, "how old are
you?"
"Twenty-four."
chair on her porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he
said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she
said. "I also do five lines of charlie a day, a
spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat
junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on
the weekend."
"That's amazing," said the man, "how old are
you?"
"Twenty-four."