About a year ago I had a scooter/pasola trying to pass me on my right as I was making a right. He locked up his tires, lost control of the pasola and jumped off running, using the trunk of my car to stop him from nailing the asphault. Laughed all day after that one!
Another time, on my way to work, some dimwit backs out of his driveway while i'm driving down the calle and smashes my rear door. He had no insurance so it was pointless trying to get him to pay...
About 6 months ago, I back out of a plaza parking spot and as i'm about to put it into drive, a lady in a jeepeta starts backing up without looking, nails the same door (after it had already been fixed). Got her insurance information but since I didnt have any valid insurance, they didnt pay up.
A few months back, im stopped at an intersection, as traffic starts moving forward a couple of AMETs flag some guy in the other lane down and the guy in front of me hits his brakes. I brake and the guy behind me, who's staring at AMET, nails me from behind and knocks my back bumper off the car. I get out and look at AMET with a big wtf look while the idiot who just hit me starts yelling at them, saying it's their fault... lol No insurance for me at that time either so I had to move along... btw, AMET never even came over to the accident, they were too busy giving someone a ticket for not wearing their seatbelt...
To be fair, I myself have given the publico driver in front of me a tap once.... or twice.