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    Thumbs up I wanna be Eddy Herrera :(

    Eddy Herrera the merenguero from Santiago was the talk of the town, well at least, among girls in Santiago on Saturday night. He was scheduled to play at the BIU pub disco (formerly known as Boomrang). I have heard his music but was never really impressed by any of his songs. He was Ok to me so I didn’t really see what the big fuss was over his concert in town. We were at AHIBAR restaurant / bar when my friend was approached by 2 cute rubias (young fake blond girls). They were really cute and well dressed. He talked for a while and then came back with an offer to take the girls to BIU pub for the concert. I agreed and off we went. The girls had their own car so they followed behind. As we reached the place, I noticed the place was packed and a line of cute girls walking in, groups and with guys. I must say it was 75 % girls and all of them miss universe quality. I have never seen so many beautiful girls packed into a disco for an artist. Still I didn’t get the whole picture. When we came to door, needless to say the owner jumped off the seat and invited us inside for free. He even opened the door. I always get in free but this was a top act concert and we were 4 people. Turns out my friend (a big shot) who had done a favor to the disco and saved the owner a lot of money. No wonder the arrogant owner opened the door himself. The girls were impressed and so was I.
    Once inside, I was shocked to see the whole place was full of hot shot girls. Santiago is famous for beautiful women but that night was a dream come true for single men all over. The girls were in abundance and dressed to kill. All were sitting patiently and looking their best.
    Then at 1am the band came on stage and music played to welcome the artist. Then the disco uplifts in a roar of screaming women and the artist comes in. At that point, everything made perfect sense and I understood the whole deal. Eddy Herrera has to be the most handsome Dominican singer around. He is tall, well built, handsome and extremely sure of himself. As he walked by girls, they were all melting. So he stopped and pounded his chest for a few girls who were dying to take a picture with him. The manager rushed him on to stage while the girls were still screaming. All the cell phone cameras came out and everyone was taking pictures of their idol. Then he started singing. Seems like every song he sang was a mega hit in DR. I had not realized that he had so many hit singles. He started his concert with his top single. The man had anchoring voice and he stood tall with confidence while sex pouring from him. The girls were all going monkey crazy around him. Then the show started, not by him, but by girls. Seems like it’s a custom for girls to walk up on stage and hug and kiss him while he is singing. One by one, some of the hottest looking girls walked up on stage and hugged him and kissed him while someone took their pictures. This went on for the duration of the whole concert. They just won’t leave him alone. Many girls went up to stage many times just to squeeze hug their Dominican god. I have never seen girls go so crazy over a Dominican artist. He sexed them good.
    I was left thinking, wow, he has it all made. Rich, famous, handsome, healthy and all the girls in the world he can handle. He simply has to point at the girl and she is his. The man can sing and he sings well. He is a santiaguero who has swept the women off their feet all over this island. I want to be in his shoes only for a day. I wish.
    I was also left wondering: when people say “god has created everyone equal…” I guess people didn’t realize, god was only joking when he said that. Not everyone is created and I have seen that with my own eyes. Or maybe god was only joking when he created me.

    Finally the night ended with everyone on their feet through out the whole concert while I was upset for bringing dates along. I could have the pick of the cream of the crop that night. Even the chopos were picking up class act women. There were so many more women than men that it brought tears to my eyes. We both were all tied down with our dates; all we could do was watch the girls in utmost poignancy.
    So girls, take a break from the aventura (bachata chopos) and go see a real handsome Dominican merenguero artist for a change. I can assure you that you all will not be disappointed.
    AZB
    Last edited by AZB; 03-13-2006 at 11:36 AM.

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    Default Man I don't wanna see you drunk.

    If you thought all those girls at BIU were Miss universe quality you must have had more than a few at Ahibar. Do you realize that you described Eddy Herrera as having "sex pouring from him" ?

    Were you still drunk when you wrote your review?

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    By reading this I would think that AZB is a latent homosexual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMike
    If you thought all those girls at BIU were Miss universe quality you must have had more than a few at Ahibar. Do you realize that you described Eddy Herrera as having "sex pouring from him" ?

    Were you still drunk when you wrote your review?
    Mr.Mike, you would be correct if you were at BIU pub at a regular night, mostly chopas, but not when eddy herrera was playing. You had to see these women. they were hottttttt. I was surprised to see the quality myself.

    Anyway, one doesn't have to be a homo-sexual to admire a man who happen to be good looking. When I said sex was pouring from all over him, I meant to say he was sexing up the women. Of course, I was too busy admiring the women all around me.
    AZB

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    Default let us enjoy it and have fun with it...

    Quote Originally Posted by AZB
    Anyway, one doesn't have to be a homo-sexual to admire a man who happen to be good looking. When I said sex was pouring from all over him, I meant to say he was sexing up the women. Of course, I was too busy admiring the women all around me.
    AZB

    methinks thou doth protest too much...

    just kidding ...

    I used to think Eddy Herrera was a pervert (see lyrics to that "demaciada niņa" song - can't remember the exact name, or if that is it), then used to think he was just a wannabe because he couldn't come up with anything original. All his biggest hits were songs originally sung by another artist. Now that he's been around forever, I've gained some respect for him. I admit, I love the sound of his voice (I esp like "Carolina", an oldie), and he is hot. If I had been there, I may have been one of those girls screaming and melting. Maybe. I actually find Alex Bueno and Frank Reyes hotter and sexier than he is. freaky.sexy.

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    hay mr. azb. eddy herrera did you also notice that he has a pigs nose with all that money he is making if i were him i would get a nose job then maybee i will agree with you. i have seen him up close he is no frigen big deal he is just very talented. the same happens when tono rosario sings all the girls go crazy the awnser to that is fame. man i would never call another man atractive what the hell is wrong with you man.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    hay mr. azb. eddy herrera did you also notice that he has a pigs nose with all that money he is making if i were him i would get a nose job then maybee i will agree with you. i have seen him up close he is no frigen big deal he is just very talented. the same happens when tono rosario sings all the girls go crazy the awnser to that is fame. man i would never call another man atractive what the hell is wrong with you man.?
    Hahahaha, funny.
    I am so sorry for calling another man attractive. I promise to seek profesional help.
    Aside from joke, I would love to be like him, fat nose or not, women find him hot and it seems, he is no tono rosario. Women openly say tono is ugly and I personally find that guy unstylish chopo.
    I have never seen eddy herrera untill saturday and I must say, the guy knows how to stir up the women. I have seen many dominican acts and will repeat, that no one stirs up so much heat among women as he did.
    whether like it or not, but if god had given me his body, I would be at another level by now.
    Now guys, I am not gay and don't desire to jump in bed with him. I am simply admiring him as we all admire a car or a boat an air plane etc.
    AZB

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    thats a gay mind at work. maybee deep down inside your gay ? you need help .

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    thats a gay mind at work. maybee deep down inside your gay ? you need help .
    Ok, so since you have gotten this off your shoulders, can we get back to the topic? by the way, this thread is for women who may not have known about this artist. Why are you so concerned who is gay and who is not? Maybe be you are looking for something in my thread that I may not be aware of?
    By the way, how do you know so much about a gay mind? I guess it takes one to know one.
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    For the record I never accused AZB of being gay, only of being sooo drunk he was attracted to EVERYONE.

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