A guy walks unannounced into his daughter?s bedroom. On the nightstand is a vibrator. The guy freaks and says, "Sweetie, what?s with this?"
The daughter snatches the vibrator from his hand and yells at him, "Dad, I?m 37 years old. I live at home, hate my job, I haven?t had a boyfriend in a year...I need something in my life, okay?" Her dad says, "Alright honey, I?m sorry. Don?t worry about it."
The next day the girl comes home from work. When she opens the door she sees her father sitting at the bar in the living room with a martini in one hand and the vibrator in the other hand. She says, "Daaad! What are you doing?!" Her father says, "What the hell does it look like? I?m having a drink and watching the football game with my son-in-law."
The daughter snatches the vibrator from his hand and yells at him, "Dad, I?m 37 years old. I live at home, hate my job, I haven?t had a boyfriend in a year...I need something in my life, okay?" Her dad says, "Alright honey, I?m sorry. Don?t worry about it."
The next day the girl comes home from work. When she opens the door she sees her father sitting at the bar in the living room with a martini in one hand and the vibrator in the other hand. She says, "Daaad! What are you doing?!" Her father says, "What the hell does it look like? I?m having a drink and watching the football game with my son-in-law."