A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done sometime ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man up stairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully
placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done sometime ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"Oh, that rose is from a man up stairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
you for his new ears."