An extremely beautiful well coiffured blonde walks into a bar and orders a martini. In one gulp she throws it back then opens her purse and peeks inside. She orders another martini and again, in one gulp she throws it back then proceeds to opens her purse and peek inside. She continues to order another five matinis and each time throws it back in one gulp then opens her purse and peeks inside.
After the last drink, the bartender walks over to her and advised her that he couldn't serve her anymore martinis unless she agrees to take a cab home and also inquired why she continually peeked inside her purse after each drink. In a slurred reply she said that she has her husband's photograph in her purse and when he started to look attractive that's when she knew it was time to quit.
After the last drink, the bartender walks over to her and advised her that he couldn't serve her anymore martinis unless she agrees to take a cab home and also inquired why she continually peeked inside her purse after each drink. In a slurred reply she said that she has her husband's photograph in her purse and when he started to look attractive that's when she knew it was time to quit.