Where do we humans get this urge to collect things? could it be our evolutionary line from lemurs, a class of primates similar in appearance to squirrels? Anyway, I also like to collect things, but corkscrews? So I did a quick google search and came up with over 900 hits for "corkscrew collector". There's even a corkscrew collector club in Canada, with their own page! I have a drawerfull of broken down corkscrews, and now, instead of buying new ones, I've become adept at opening wine bottles using the most rudimentary technology. By the way, I have a Pre-Columbian drill bit. I found it south of San Juan de la Maguana. At first I thought it was a fossil molar belonging to some unidentified mammal. However, my son-in-law Heath, a full-blooded Lakota, on a recent trip to the DR identified it as a Native American Pre-Columbian drill bit. By the way, I'm willing to trade it for a Pre-Columbian corkscrew...