A woman goes into a pet shop and enqiures to buy a Parrot. The assistant tells her that he's only got one left and that she can have it for $100.
"But"!! he added "I must warn you - his previous owner was a Madam in a house of ill repute".
"That's ok"! the woman says - "I'll take it anyway"
When she got it home the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel - different Madam"
The woman replied "This is no brothel and I am no Madam"
After a while the woman's wo daughters came to visit for the day the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel, different Madam, and different prostitutes"!!
The woman repeated "This is no brothel, I am no Madam and these are my Daughters"
Later on, the woman's Husband came home from work the Parrot chirped "Ah, different brothel, different Madam, different prostitutes... Oh hello George, Nice to see you again"!!
"But"!! he added "I must warn you - his previous owner was a Madam in a house of ill repute".
"That's ok"! the woman says - "I'll take it anyway"
When she got it home the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel - different Madam"
The woman replied "This is no brothel and I am no Madam"
After a while the woman's wo daughters came to visit for the day the Parrot said "Ah!!, different brothel, different Madam, and different prostitutes"!!
The woman repeated "This is no brothel, I am no Madam and these are my Daughters"
Later on, the woman's Husband came home from work the Parrot chirped "Ah, different brothel, different Madam, different prostitutes... Oh hello George, Nice to see you again"!!