Baby Boomer Song Titles (altered)

maxschnell

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Jun 16, 2005
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It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again