Two labradors sitting in the vet's office, one black lab and one yellow lab.
Black lab asks the yellow one, "what you in here for?"
"Well, the yellow guy says, I have this digging problem and I dig the plants up, the yard with holes, you know all over the place, but the last straw is when I jumped on the bed and dug into the mattress so, I guess, I'm here to get castrated!"
So the yellow lab asks the black lab, "And you, what are you in here for?"
"Well, says the black lab, I've got a ****ing problem, I pee all over everything, the yard, the hydrants, the car tires, wherever, but the last straw is when I peed on the living room furniture so, I guess I'm here to get castrated as well!"
So in walks a chocolate lab, looking cocky. The yellow and black lab both look at him and ask, "so what are you here for?"
The chocolate lab says, "well, I hunch on everything in sight, legs, stools, bitches in heat, you name it. One day the old man's wife was coming out of the shower and drops her towel, bent over, and, man I couldn't resist, I mounted her and went to it with all I had!"
So the other two labs looked at each other and shrugged, then asked again, "so they're gonna castrate you too, we guess?"
Chocolate lab says, "well, no, actually I'm just here for a pedicure!".
Black lab asks the yellow one, "what you in here for?"
"Well, the yellow guy says, I have this digging problem and I dig the plants up, the yard with holes, you know all over the place, but the last straw is when I jumped on the bed and dug into the mattress so, I guess, I'm here to get castrated!"
So the yellow lab asks the black lab, "And you, what are you in here for?"
"Well, says the black lab, I've got a ****ing problem, I pee all over everything, the yard, the hydrants, the car tires, wherever, but the last straw is when I peed on the living room furniture so, I guess I'm here to get castrated as well!"
So in walks a chocolate lab, looking cocky. The yellow and black lab both look at him and ask, "so what are you here for?"
The chocolate lab says, "well, I hunch on everything in sight, legs, stools, bitches in heat, you name it. One day the old man's wife was coming out of the shower and drops her towel, bent over, and, man I couldn't resist, I mounted her and went to it with all I had!"
So the other two labs looked at each other and shrugged, then asked again, "so they're gonna castrate you too, we guess?"
Chocolate lab says, "well, no, actually I'm just here for a pedicure!".
