Amish Hand Warmer

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an
old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to
her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.
Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did
and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and
warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the
buggy with the daughter. He said, "my nose is cold."

The girl replied, "put it between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and
warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with
the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the
buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why
do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess
when they defrost, don't they?"