Best "ADULT RESORT" IN THE DR!

Criss Colon

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I just returned from "Blackbeards Adult Resort" In Costambar, North Shore of the DR.
I was going to give a Looooooooooooooong report,but why bother? The place is just FANTASTIC!! It is well run,clean,fun,and the girls are really pretty,and there are lots of them! No one will "Rip you off!
"Play-For-Pay", and a lot more!
Anyone want to know MORE,PM me!
I give it a " 10"!
I got to judge the poolside "Bikini Contest" on Saturday after noon! 16 "Winners"! Yes,you can influence the "Judges Decision"!!!
One of the girls got an "Honorable Discharge" after the proceedings!!!:cheeky:
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batich

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I just returned from "Blackbeards Adult Resort" In Costambar, North Shore of the DR.
I was going to give a Looooooooooooooong report,but why bother? The place is just FANTASTIC!! It is well run,clean,fun,and the girls are really pretty,and there are lots of them! No one will "Rip you off!
"Play-For-Pay", and a lot more!
Anyone want to know MORE,PM me!
I give it a " 10"!
I got to judge the poolside "Bikini Contest" on Saturday after noon! 16 "Winners"! Yes,you can influence the "Judges Decision"!!!
One of the girls got an "Honorable Discharge" after the proceedings!!!:cheeky:
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Happy to the BONE!

I cannot belive that you haven`t been to BN before!!

It is one of very few places to live for that are still left unspoiled in this world.

( For some reason my two posts about BN were immediatelly delited :paranoid: )
 

Criss Colon

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It Wasn't For Lack Of Trying!

"Costambar" is NOT easy to find! The long road from the main highway is a real "Car Breaker"! Once inside Costambar,it is really hard to find "Barba Negra::pirate::pirate::pirate:! Once you find it ,you will want to stay!
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miguel

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Como tu no hay dos aqui......

Criss, I believe I told you this about 3-4 years ago:

You are my DR1 idol!!!!.
 
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Chip00

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Please tell me that Costambar isn't an adult retreat as I take the girls there all the time - good greif!!!

That would explain why there are so many cueros there - and one almost made that fatal mistake of making a pass at me until the wife loooked at her para comerla - ya tu sabes!

Next stop - Puerto Plata!
 

Kyle

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ever heard the saying "beauty is in the eyes of the wallet holder" ? i've heard conflicting reports about the girls there. i guess i need "first hand" experience. :laugh:
 

Sharlene

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Please tell me that Costambar isn't an adult retreat as I take the girls there all the time - good greif!!!

That would explain why there are so many cueros there - and one almost made that fatal mistake of making a pass at me until the wife loooked at her para comerla - ya tu sabes!

Next stop - Puerto Plata!

I don't think it really makes much difference Chip. We've taken our girls to the beach there even though I was aware that Blackbeards was in the vicinity and we've never experienced any 'fall out' from there. Blackbeards is a private resort within a resort so to speak, so I don't think the people who go there really venture out.....or want to venture far as they have everything they need right there (if you know what I mean)!

There are some nice little restaurants along the beach. We go to Chivo, I think it's called (they specialise in goat but have curry days etc), It's at the end of the beach and the owner Paul and his wife are really friendly. I've got talking to ordinary holidaymakers there who are completely unaware that Blackbeards exists.
 

Criss Colon

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"Blackbeard"S Is less Obnoxious That ANY "AI" I have Ever Stayed In!!!

No Drunks! Quiet!( No LOUD DOMINICANS!!) If you didn't know where you were,you wouldn't know where you were!!
I think half the men there are police,or retired police!
The other two judges of the Bikini Contest were an educator,and a man writting and illustrating a book! They were in their twenties,and were Drop Dead Handsome!
I mean all of us "Fat Old Men",are just TOO TIRED to cause any trouble!
Besides that Endorphine High mellows you out!
The "Cueros" you see on the beach are not from Blackbeards!
I can't wait to "Come" again!:cheeky:
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GFar

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BN of BC?

Criss,

You are the man! Although I have expirienced it should I go south to BC for different expirience? or Run right back to BN?

GFar;)
 

Tamborista

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I heard the new adult All Inclusive is finally opening in the old Field of Dreams August 1.

tambo'
 

John2423

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Need Info on Blackbeard Resort!

I am going to Blackbeard's in Oct and need any info you can give me! Price, nightlife, quality, anything at all. I appreciate it!
 

tht

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..just ask for Jennifer..........

Have never been there have no intentions of going but here's the most recent promotion from the newspaper when you get there just ask for Jennifer, and bring your WIFE.......aiaiaiaiiiiii just my crazy humor again...heeeehee
 
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Kyle

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they look pretty decent looking in the pic. but i think they may have a lot of miles under the hood...

then again, some people love leftovers :ermm:
 

arturo

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diario libre piece likely caused Blackbeards to sanitize its web site

The site now says, probably euphemistically, that it is under renovation to offer a "better web experience." The reservations page and home page are still visible, but anything that showed girls or suggetsed their commercial availability is now gone. It will be back I predict.
 

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you "pay" for it one way or another...:ermm:

Ain't it the truth....

I got a pyratt pal who is in the midst of scraping the last bit of gringa gum off the bottom of his shoe.

The co$t for him to stand in poo-poo for 7 years....$400,000USD

I told him to do the math, convert that number to DRP (13,200,000) an divide it by 1500 (TLN) and it came out to 8800.....that's like 24 years worth of DRPs (not pesos either)

Best thing I ever did was get rid of my gringas...whether state side or down island, my coffee has light cream and an accent!
 

Kyle

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i just can't figure why you need an adult resort in the DR...if you can't "meat" women in the DR, you are a loser :ermm:
 

Criss Colon

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Thats Like Saying, You Don't Need Restaurants In The DR!

If you can't "COOK" yourself you don't need to "EAT"!!!!

You are confusing "SEXUAL GRATIFICATION" ,with a "Relationship" (Whatever THAT Is!?) I enjoy "Making Love", with someone I care for,and I also enjoy "SCREWING" pretty,sexy, young girls who I just met 5 minutes ago!!! I was at "Blackbeards" and found it full of pretty young girls.
Just like getting a "Petit Filet" at the "Four Seasons"!!!
"MMmmm", TASTY!!!!
Cris Colon
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