Why did the redneck cross the street? ... to pick up road kill for lunch.
Why did the chicken cross the street? ... to return to the chicken ranch.
Why did the redneck cross the street after the chicken? ... of course, to f#$k the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the street? ... to return to the chicken ranch.
Why did the redneck cross the street after the chicken? ... of course, to f#$k the chicken.