Herb was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent
his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a
top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting
on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $1000."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Herb had sent her to buy, and Walt
went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
"No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a
top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting
on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"
Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $1000."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she
proceeded to describe the hinge that Herb had sent her to buy, and Walt
went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
"No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.