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    Default A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words!!

    So you want to know what kind of "People" live in the DR? Then get a copy of today's "Diario Libre" newspaper! A big picture on "Page One" shows a man "banging" on a coffin with a hammer. "What The Fuuuu..?" I thought. "Welllllllllllll!" come to find out '"THIS" is a common "Dominican Custom"! To drive out "Evil Spirits" I thought???? "No!"...Seems that you have to "Deface" the coffin,otherwise it will be stolen! I can only imagine what they do with the "body"!!!!

    To those of you who always criticise those of us who actually live in the DR,EVERYTIME, we say "Anything" ctitical of the DR,or "Duminicans",the article goes on to say; that here,there is no "respect" here,even for the dead!

    So if you die here,be creamated! They lock the "ashes" in a safe!!

    Or.. send them to "Mis Key",like I plan to do. I want to be mixed in the " Women's douch,and run through a few more times!!
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    Thank you Chris, very very funny.

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    dont quote a picture!!!....copy and paste it!!

    some of us have to work ya know!!

    bob

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    What CC is saying, is 100% true. There are many weird things happening here that you folks can't even imagine. So he is right, when we say something, chances are, its on the spot. This is no Idaho.
    AZB

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    CC, it is now also common practice to pay someone (a sereno) to watch over the grave for a few days after the burial, to protect from someone trying to steal the coffin and/or body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZB View Post
    What CC is saying, is 100% true. There are many weird things happening here that you folks can't even imagine. So he is right, when we say something, chances are, its on the spot. This is no Idaho.
    AZB
    Did you mean "This is not Kansas, Toto?"

    tambo'

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    here is the picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamborista View Post
    Did you mean "This is not Kansas, Toto?"

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    toto? no bad words here buddy.
    AZB

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    Lions, and tigers and bears, oh my AZB!

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    Default My Wife's Family Has a "Crypt" !

    Since it only has 8
    "holes"?????? I asked my mother-in-law what they do when the "holes" are full???? She said we "wait" a year,then "worms" have eaten the flesh,and they put the bones all in one hole! Then you start over again! ""Tasty!"


    "The worms crawl in,the worms crawl out,the worms play "pinuckle" on your snout!"

    "I can hardly wait!!!!

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