Yet Another "TALE" From The "CRYPT"

Criss Colon

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Yesterday the picture from "Diario Libre" showing relatives defacing the coffin of a family member,so the coffin would not be stolen,was posted.
Today yet another pictire from the cemetary on Maximo Gomes SD came out in "DL". It shows that the metal doors are being stole from the crypts to be sold for scrap.
Looks like cremation is the ONLY way to prevent "Cemetary Theft" in the DR!
I doubt that any "Smartinicans" (Somehow THAT doesn't have the same "Cache" as "DUMINICANS"! :cheeky:) know that the "Ashes" are a good fertilizer!!!!

PS. Two Italians murdered in separate incidents in Boca Chica. Hope they go for cremation.
Cris Colon,
Time to restock my "Viagra" I was in Santiago this week. Used it all up. "Great Hunting" up there.
They seem to like 60 year old,fat,bald,ugly,nearsighted,deaf, "Gringos"!
Think it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$??????????????????
"Nah!" :cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
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Yesterday the picture from "Diario Libre" showing relatives defacing the coffin of a family member,so the coffin would not be stolen,was posted.
Today yet another pictire from the cemetary on Maximo Gomes SD came out in "DL". It shows that the metal doors are being stole from the crypts to be sold for scrap.
Looks like cremation is the ONLY way to prevent "Cemetary Theft" in the DR!
I doubt that any "Smartinicans" (Somehow THAT doesn't have the same "Cache" as "DUMINICANS"! :cheeky:) know that the "Ashes" are a good fertilizer!!!!

PS. Two Italians murdered in separate incidents in Boca Chica. Hope they go for cremation.
Cris Colon,
Time to restock my "Viagra" I was in Santiago this week. Used it all up. "Great Hunting" up there.
They seem to like 60 year old,fat,bald,ugly,nearsighted,deaf, "Gringos"!
Think it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$??????????????????
"Nah!" :cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
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how bout us that arent quite 60!!!!!!!!

just dont stop or even slow down in MOCA..just stay away!!!!!!!!


bob
 

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Yesterday the picture from "Diario Libre" showing relatives defacing the coffin of a family member,so the coffin would not be stolen,was posted.
Today yet another pictire from the cemetary on Maximo Gomes SD came out in "DL". It shows that the metal doors are being stole from the crypts to be sold for scrap.
Looks like cremation is the ONLY way to prevent "Cemetary Theft" in the DR!
I doubt that any "Smartinicans" (Somehow THAT doesn't have the same "Cache" as "DUMINICANS"! :cheeky:) know that the "Ashes" are a good fertilizer!!!!

PS. Two Italians murdered in separate incidents in Boca Chica. Hope they go for cremation.
Cris Colon,
Time to restock my "Viagra" I was in Santiago this week. Used it all up. "Great Hunting" up there.
They seem to like 60 year old,fat,bald,ugly,nearsighted,deaf, "Gringos"!
Think it's the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$??????????????????
"Nah!" :cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky::cheeky:
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hey, Santiago is the best hunting ground for all ages.
my better half is stolen from there, too.
at my hopefully far away end of times(still NO 60's and no belly, lol) i want to get cremated and my ashes thrown to Sea from one of my boats, but what ever they do with me by then could not hurt anymore i think.
the "receicling" story is a great one, i like that one.
Mike
 

AZB

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Muslims don't use coffins, they are buried wrapped in a white cloth. Do they steal that too?
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DRob

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lol, Bob. I had a novia who was Mocana. She had me thinking about applying for Dominican citizenship. Dios Mio!!!!
 

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M.A.R.

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this is what I would put on my stone - Si me robas te voy a jalar las patas de noche. -If you steal from me I'm gonna pull your legs at night.

good one Funnyyale26
 

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Be careful with that stuff. If you get "encrypted" and they don't honor your dying wishes of ashes to ashes, they might have to "cut you down" to get you in the coffin! But then again, it doesn't sound like such a horrible way to go.


that really doen't sound that horrible.
and we should take some practice o that before we're gone', yeah.
Mike
 

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When a Dominican family of modest means has a velorio (wake) in their home the deceased is displayed in the main room and all the familiy's possesions are locked in one room so the friends and family members who come to pay their respects can't steal them.
 

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i like the one witch a watchman to take care about the stuff, ha ha.
all who live here know about the watchmans hard way to do their job,lol.
for that they should use bad dressed watchmens, or they would get their good dress stolen too while sleeping on the job.
or it can be the other way:
3 years ago in the bavaro area a chanchi(speedboat) got stolen(that happens monthly, sometimes weekly in the area) and the watchman been missing, his wife and family upset, they thought he got murdered so the fu*** viajeros can take the boat to puerto rico, we searched the nearby woods for 2 days, found nothing.
on the 3rd day we received down here at the Marine station a foto from the Peurto Ricon coast guard with a dozen of still not identified persons which they caught entering puerto ricoan waters illegally, now guess who we saw on that foto???
yeah, the poor watchman, so loving husband and father, ha ha, they promised them the golden roads of puerto rico and the decision about the love to the family been done.
so stay with the ashes, keep them at your home and nobody will steel them.
Mike